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when ur friend is 1 year younger then u

When ur friend is 1 year older than u

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Hey O5 Remember when AG was actually a good site? & remember my AG sona had asswings? Also remember when I actually cared about coloring? No? ME EITHER

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WHEN MERC PEES HE LIKES TO MAKE THE STREAM WAVY BY LAUGHING?????????

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MY FELLOW O5. You know your mission. 

PS: Message me on skype for my DA password so you may upload it on your own time (and have art battles on it while I sleep, you jackasses.)

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Steam Announces Family Sharing

[Press release] Steam Family Sharing, a new service feature that allows close friends and family members to share their libraries of Steam games, is coming to Steam. It will become available next week, in limited beta on Steam. 

Steam Family Sharing is designed for close friends and family members to play one another’s Steam games while each earning their own Steam achievements and storing their own saves and application data to the Steam cloud. It’s all enabled by authorizing a shared computer.

Once a device is authorized, the lender’s library of Steam games becomes available for others on the machine to access, download, and play. Though simultaneous usage of an account’s library is not allowed, the lender may always access and play his games at any time. If he decides to start playing when a friend is borrowing one of his games, the friend will be given a few minutes to either purchase the game or quit playing.

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Best Vines of July 2013

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit." and slammed his hat on his leg.

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The Batter: i wish i could tell him im sorry

The Batter: 8ut like

Not Zacharie: omfg

The Batter: how do u apologize for that

The Batter: dude i kept this weird as fuck picture of u next to a giant dick for like 2 years and i wanted to say sorry that happened to u

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Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys.  These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants.  I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury!  Your chemical defenses are now my own!  Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants.  It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in.  One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers.  They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes.  The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying.  Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers.  Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior.  Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.

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Artist Friendship Ritual

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hey tumblr. remember how we want little witch academia to be an anime?

well, the president of Trigger studio posted this

well that tweet means this:

hirabotch: Use this momentum to turn it (Little Witch Academia) into a TV series, please!

tuka_trg (Otsuka): We want to expand it in some form. But first we need to make sure more people know about the work!

THE ABOVE VIDEO IS THE VIDEO, LEGALLY ON YOUTUBE, FROM TRIGGER.

SPREAD, WATCH IT, GET THE VIEW COUNT UP GUYS. WE CAN DO IT.