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wishing everyone a very find your husband’s favorite fruit on the side of the road!!!!

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excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

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obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

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idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Do you have any wise words in these trying times Vati

hit the gym. get some 🔥💪

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September Affirmation (Don’t Be Afraid) by Keaton St. James

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

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couple's costumes for you and the guy who stabbed you! 

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🍄 🍁 🐌 🐜 🪳✨ // Omphalotus illudens, the bioluminescent jack o' lantern mushroom // gouache on paper

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death spiral

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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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important aid request... we have to move out of our current place very soon since we can no longer afford to live here. yesterday we were approved for a smaller, overall less expensive housing option closer to both of our workplaces. however, the landlord requires a $250 deposit within 48h of initial approval to hold the place for us, and security deposit + first months rent on or before the date of initial move-in at the end of june. at the very least, the $250 deposit must be paid by tomorrow 6/14 at 5pm.

i am out of work on short-term disability due to quite the array of complex medical conditions, most of which we're still figuring out the root cause of. whatever is going on has caused significant multisystemic damage throughout my body, impacting my ability to work and quality of life to the point where the DORS caseworker assigned to me has "strongly recommended" i pursue SSI instead of going back to work (like, at all, ever). obviously not really an option for me presently, but tl;dr things are very bad and the drastic reduction in income + stress of continued expenses and medical stuff has led to my bank account balance pretty much perpetually hovering at several hundred in the negatives. i could really use some help making all this work out. we are both going to be solidly okay in a few months and will be able to afford to live by then, but we need some help getting there first. thanks all

venmo: @ beechmarten cashapp: $fitchet ask 4 paypal

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im on a quest to find a science fiction book i saw years ago. on the cover was a green centaur man & he had tiny green centaur men instead of hands. it was painted in that classic 60s psychedelic sci-fi book cover style that may or may not have had anything to do with the actual contents of the book

this is all the information i have & im not 100% sure it wasnt a dream. who is brave enough to help me find this book