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There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

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Very happy to announce that today is sponsored by the love I have for you

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if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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the dutch simply love to piss

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That's only one different letter, c instead of k

Burr criticising Theodosia's spelling of 'adjourn' when he can't spell 'skull'.

(He spells it 'scull' in two different letters)

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She'd had a cousin like that--Botney was his name--who never left a frog unsquashed, a kitting unkicked, or a spider unflattened. In the end, she'd accidentally broken two of his fingers under the nursery rocking horse, told him she'd put wasps down his trousers next time if he didn't mend his ways, and then burst into tears when people came running. You didn't come from a family of ancient fighters like hers without at least a pinch of ruthlessness.

Nation, Terry Pratchett

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Die-cut sticker designs I made for the Horizon themed Focus Network zine @horizonfanzine

I have transparent sticker versions of these in my shop!

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Chainmail is a kind of fishnets

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In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭

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'shadow of Mount Rainier creates a striking gap in the sunset'

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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When I find myself in times of trouble

Granny Weatherwax comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

I can't be having with this.