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I just picked up what has to be a 3 foot across pizza, and it is currently taking up my entire passenger seat, my entire center console, and a good portion of the drivers seat

So I do Grubhub right, and this is gonna be a thread of the weirdest/most memorable deliveries I’ve had

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I was just paid like 6 bucks to pick up a single brownie from Pizza Hut and drive it a mile and a half

So I do Grubhub right, and this is gonna be a thread of the weirdest/most memorable deliveries I’ve had

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So I do Grubhub right, and this is gonna be a thread of the weirdest/most memorable deliveries I’ve had

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hmm, I know exactly what 16th century painting this reminds me of

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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Injecting frozen rat blood into people’s veins made them hallucinate.

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Xaden Riorson:

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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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me: this game sucks

my bf: then stop playing? no one’s making you play it

me: >:( I wwnna

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This but the materials needed for the summoning is just a $50 bill

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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guys I’m new here, how do I tumbl?

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Lucifer would absolutely have built this keyboard

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