it's Nymh now | and sometimes Mort | they/them/he/him | casual adult tumblr goblin and wannabe artist that almost never posts art
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely talked to and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500" because i would love some extra cash
what followed were two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed
until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."
turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want to get pegged."
and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it.
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I realized I hadnt posted the birth of the sun here, the very beginning of the Celestial Somebody story! The first few pages are very scruffy and the colours change midway lol.
Welcome to the Universe, Sun!
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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Oh what's this? Me actually posting a holidays fanart on time? Either witchcraft or a Christmas miracle, there's no middleground
But yeah, have a couple of doodles to appreciate the most annoying muppet woman who's just soooooo incredibly normal about Christmas ❤
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I'm glad they're friends but I'm amazed they're friends
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they're so deep actually
credit to @nyaa and @punkitt-is-here for the ref
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