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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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Max at Autodromo Nazionale Monza on August 30, 2024 by Mark Thompson
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oh thoughts are absolutely being thunk
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I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together
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fragment of god found on an abandoned flickr account
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what a man
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our house... in the middle of our leaves¹
¹This is a humourous riff on the lyrics to the song "Our House" by the English ska-pop band, Madness. "Our House" is considered a working class anthem, which contrasts the bourgeoisie lifestyle of the Navidson family.²
²Alright, while the music stuff is factually correct it's still a huge stretch to connect the song and the family this way. Sometimes a corny joke is just a corny joke.
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BEST REGARDS, GEORGE WILLIAM DIVA RUSSELL
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i hope he never stops talking
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I don’t think the GPDA statement is bad. I just think that everyone on Tumblr was the gay kid with an intense parasocial relationship with their high school English teacher
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"we urge the FIA President to also consider his own tone and language when talking to our member drivers, or indeed about them, whether in a public forum or otherwise"
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A+ in comedy and cuntiness for whoever decided to sign that statement off with "Best Regards"...
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they have charmed me 🧃📉
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2024 Brazilian GP | November 1-3, 2024
© Mark Thompson
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maxverstappen1: This one was very special. A Sunday I’ll never forget. Thank you, Brazil! 🇧🇷
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“Bring back cunty F1”
Y’all can’t even handle Max Verstappen
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