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"They actually never taught us how to smoke weed and drink alcohol in school"

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Don Davis

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oh im sure

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Actual interaction I just had at the airport:

Passenger: I don't see why WE have to check our bags, even though WE followed the rules and OTHERS didn't.

Airline Guy: "Hello folks I'll collect your bags"

Passenger: "you BETTER not lose them"

Airline Guy: "We are gonna throw them right inna ocean."

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keeping up with people is so hard i dont want to have to text them i want to sleep in their arms and wake up and look up at them and say "i love you" and kiss them before burying my face back in the space between them and my pillow before passing out again

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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DOGMA (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

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…….. ah……. okey……

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life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

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cartoons were wacky for making us believe this trope

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(Xユーザーのnyalraさん: 「poisonous tongue https://t.co/HMio3NNUek」 / Xから)

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Are you like, stupid?

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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.