nurseys-long-lost-chill
ay he atropellado a un niño✨
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Ryan|25|tú quien ereh vete a lavar el coño con bacalao!
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 11 days ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 13 days ago
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Apparently my tumblr is 11 years old now, Christ
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 7 months ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 11 months ago
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idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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my growing collection
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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living in nyc is so fucking unserious you walk through a paramilitary operation (the nypd) to pay $2.fucking90 to use a form of transport that hasnt received maintenance since 1965 and when you get on the train youre greeted with this
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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ok
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you
Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 1 year ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 2 years ago
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my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 2 years ago
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 2 years ago
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one of my favorites of all time
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nurseys-long-lost-chill · 2 years ago
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LMAO
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