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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

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Tiger x Bunny (Kotetsu Kaburagi & Barnaby Brooks Jr.)

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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“bisexual representation” and it’s a man on the brink

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see what you get on this quiz about your risk of joining a cult. please answer honestly, not what you wish were true of you!

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

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Shoutout to the witches who have to google the correspondences of spell components every time they’re doing shit.

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