Aww shit, here we go again (27, he/they🏳️��⚧️, you may call me Beans) Numerous_Knives on AO3
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Publishes a tarot deck that's 100% identical to the Rider-Waite pattern except that the Ten of Swords is doing the Family Guy death pose.
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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor
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you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns
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it’s just me and the 5 people on here who know my oc by name against the world
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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded
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i need to get off the computer and get around to my

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world
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really good rogue trader doodle compilation of various levels of comedy and quality. first one based on my absolute favorite out of pocket line you can say about yrliet. last one based on god knows why. if you cant tell I like heinrix
#yeah I’m making Heinrix suffer with Yrliet jealousy too#sometimes you just wind up in a confusing QP relationship with an alien ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#warhammer 40k: rogue trader
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My game broke and Marazhai t-posed in romance scenes. I hc my RT decided it's some kind of drukhari mating rituals, like bird dance
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choked on my tea
#BROODMALE lmao#Heinrix assigned submissive and breedable by an angry Drukhari#warhammer 40k rogue trader
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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
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