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I think Jesus would listen to stuff like Deftones and Tool due to the fact that he was working as a carpenter in his 20s
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does anyone have that tweet that was a list of characters people draw like they belong in the sistine chapel. does anyone know what im talking about
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do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran
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if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose
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me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them
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some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.
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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond
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