numbers-wizard

[numbers-wizard]

I’m back. Sorry that took so long, 0 escaped containment and we had to get him back in.

You never realize how hard it is to catch LITERALLY NOTHING until you have to.

[numbers-wizard]

Guys…

The fables are real.

[numbers-wizard]

Tower is leaning, not good

"um actchually the meaning of the death tarot card isn't about actual death and it's actually good" errm skeleton scary

[numbers-wizard]

Don’t touch the little guy, he did nothing wrong.

Well… I mean…

STILL!

wanna help me chase eater with a stick?

yeah sure alright

[numbers-wizard]

Sorry, we had to keep him locked away from the public for their own safety.

it’s a common misconception that maths is all theoretical; they actually keep the 0 in a vault in France and u can go look at it if u got connections.

[numbers-wizard]

A nice new edition to the team

I’d like everyone to meet soup

[numbers-wizard]

ITS VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND GOOD WIZARDS NOWADAYS. RB IF THE ORB STILL REVEALS SECRETS TO YOU IN YOUR CRUMBLING TOWER

[numbers-wizard]

Of course. One must always take a nice nap after questing.

When you arise, please, tell the world what trinkets and knowledge you have found.

a well earned rest

[numbers-wizard]

It is for me at least 🥲

"you're not funny" i'm sorry my shitposts on tumblr don't cater to your specific humor. You're free to leave and i'm free to tell you that about 800 people and a few bots don't share your opinion.

[numbers-wizard]

Come back soon!

on a quest

[numbers-wizard]

Let’s be honest, taking into account the state of this platform, at this point it’s 800 bots and a few people.

"you're not funny" i'm sorry my shitposts on tumblr don't cater to your specific humor. You're free to leave and i'm free to tell you that about 800 people and a few bots don't share your opinion.

[numbers-wizard]

Does this mean that puzzles are just a swarm in a box?

Hey big fan of your Mimics and I had an idea for one.

So you know those little kits you give to kids to build ballistas and Catapults.

^These guys

So that, but a colony of bugs that can reform to defend themselves from predators.

Ambushed

[numbers-wizard]

I read that as shitting at first.

Worst part is, I thought, “Yeah, that checks out.”

The food is so

Good

Im stimming

[numbers-wizard]

As thee number wizard, are you any good at arithmacy? I need an interview partner for an essay.

- @strung-out-student-of-wizardry

Sorry for the very late response,

I am somewhat knowledgeable in the field.

However, seeing as I was cursed by my mentor to be a numbers wizard and in actuality hate numbers, I prefer not to think about it.

Anything else I can help with?

[numbers-wizard]

Do it

Do it

Do it

Do it

I shall join wizard posting after I get home, if I remember to do that.

[numbers-wizard]

I’M NOT COUNTING ALL OF THEM

I have scattered 7 chests across wizard island island. They may contain bombs, treasure, or even secrets!

The hunt begins now!

[numbers-wizard]

Zombie ant fungus

Very bad

You heard that @wizard-intern has Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, right?

I don’t know what that is