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Accurate illustration of me in the garden

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Me and the girls in the middle of the woods with no men present having a girly little time

Illustrations from Aristophanes' Lysistrata by Norman Lindsay (1930)

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100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

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Cookie Run has the worst fics ever

okay wait fuck that post. tell me the media with the WORST quality fanfiction youve ever read

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Jamil Viper is so babygirl that I would give up my left kidney for him. Have you ever looked at an anime boy and went "Yeah, he's scrumptious"? That's me with Jamil Viper. Jamil Viper is my bbg, my ride or die, my rock.

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Twist fans keep accidentally tagging their posts with Jack Twist instead of Jack Howl and it's fuxking hilarious. All I can think about is some gay cowboy sitting in a magic dorm wondering what the hell he took to get so drunk he got isekaied into a magical world with cat boys and angsty dragons.

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I think this can also apply to the fat cat Garfield

so, you love, respect and are obsessed with andrew garfield? you wouldn't happen to be bisexual, would you?

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You give me Loki vibes...

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

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I read Be More Chill when I was eleven....

I love questions like this one that showed up in my twitter feed today so am bringing it here—go into my ask box and tell me what your Way Too Young To Have Read It book is!!!!!!!!!!!

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White cishet with no disabilities x white cishet with no disabilities is a bit boring tho ngl. I dont trust that white mormon crap. TAKE MY KNOWLEDGE THAT LOKI FUCKED A MOUNTAIN. TAKE MY KNOWLEDGE THAT LEONARDO DI'VINCI WAS ARRESTED FOR SODOMY.

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

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is it your bday today???

MY MOM GOT ME A PAN FLAG FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS IS AMAZING

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Fucktt.

“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

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Im the least morally sound and empathetic person out of my entire friend group trust me buddy it's not concerning at all. Now have a cat

I'm the most morally sound and empathetic person out of my entire friend group which is kind of concerning :p

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Bro youve upset the fae rUN

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

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160 soybeans tall

3.944 cubits.

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HEY

HEY YOU

@pebble-person

YES YOU

IM PROUD OF YOU

YOURE DOIN SO GREAT MY DUDE

YOURE THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW!!!!