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In a world where being a robot is illegal. And people are racist towards robots. The robots are trying to have a heavyhanded civil rights movement. There's robot super crack that gives robots super powers. All robot racism comes from Senator Racism, who is running for president.
Our protagonists, model minority robot, and nice cop, must work together to ensure that Senator Racism is not elected. And guess what? They are lesbians.
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“You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” - John Ehrlichman, (Richard Nixon domestic policy chief, 1968)
it wasn't about drugs.
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Alright fine, let's do this
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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.
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I needed something to streamline telling weirdos to leave, I made this. It is very good
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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch
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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.
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“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”
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where are the cute tall demon girls in my dms 👉👈
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‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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