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Esoteric Analysis of Banh Mi:
Crusty Bread: Aspect of Saturn. Leavened wheat is symbolic of transformation and assumption. The foundation from which the sandwich emanates.
Maggi: Aspect of Jupiter. As tin exhalts copper to form bronze, salt exalts all ingredients.
Pork Belly: Aspect of the Sun. Every sandwich must have it's primary ingredient. The heart and soul around which the ingredients revolve.
Vegetable medly: Aspect of The Moon. As shredded carrot wanes, so must the pickled daikon wax. Acid requires balance in all things.
Liver Patê / Cilantro: Aspect of Mercury. Subtle and mysterious, yet essential to the greater whole.
Mayonnaise: Aspect of Venus. Fat is temperance. The medium which soothes and cuts an irascible flavor profile.
Sliced Jalapeno: Aspect of Mars. There is no harmony without strife.
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we need more themed events we need more costumes and rituals and parades like whatever happened to costumes and rituals
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found a really neat community about herodotus called the herodotus helpline that dedicates itself in part to answering people's questions about herodotus (you can submit a question to the helpline if you'd like) and it's legitimately a fascinating resource but i cannot help but fucking lose it at this one particular question the helpline answered
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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Too little of some things is bad. Too much of that thing can also be bad. Too bad there is no middle path.
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DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE
INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️
DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃
PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫
2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮♂️
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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other things that have been censored on the cdc website by the trump administration are included but not limited to:
guidelines for prep
guide to taking patient sexual history
sti treatment guidelines
the CDC Youth Risk Behavior Survey Data Summary & Trends Report
a health education analysis tool
reports on queer youth
reports on substance abuse
a 2025 report on health equity for intersex people
intimate partner violence prevention resources
sexual violence violence prevention resources
a cdc national partner violence survey
again, all of those things are being archived here. you can read them and share them. in fact we should talk about them even more than we wouldve before- make this counterproductive for them
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We have always loved and we will continue to love. Oh, the beauty of human connection!
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i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things
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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
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The World reversed and Page of Pentacles
The whole messed-up world may be too much to think about, but you can focus on taking care of your own small piece of it.
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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music
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