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Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.
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I can't stop reading the 1793 third edition of "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" (originally published 1785). I have been irritating all my friends and coworkers with fun new terms like "That's the barber!" and "He looks like God's revenge against murder."
Anyway, Ash talked me into drawing some of the phrases and I ended up with these little mid-1780s Londoners.
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I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔
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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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Trying out a new thing where I gentle parent myself into making better decisions and it may just work
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while eating a pear by billy collins
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Wings sourced from beekeepers dealing with the loss of their hives due to extreme weather, the pieces are made to memorialize the bees.
"A veil lifts between two worlds: light and dark; life and death; individual and union. It is worn in ceremony of transition. It is a fabric of both grief and celebration, made up of a community, a hive." by lucijockel
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Those "Is a gyro a sandwitch? Well what about a tortellini?" conversations always get annoying because people don't know how to keep them going. Casual taxonomical pedantry is fun and righteous, but only if people know how to play. "Is an onion a sandwich? What about a glass of water?" Obviously not. Be serious.
Lemme tell you how to upgrade your game:
"What is the least-sandwich sandwich? What defines the outermost realm of sandwitchdom?"
"What analytical razors can we use to separate sandwiches from non-sandwiches?"
"What food is most like a sandwich while not being a sandwich?"
"What is the most sandwitch sandwitch?"
"What was the first sandwich? What does the ur-sandwitch tell us about the nature of sandwitchdom?"
"Can you process a sandwich until it is no longer a sandwich? At what point does it lose its sandwich-ness?"
"When does a non-sandwich become a sandwich? i.e. When do the ingredients become a sandwich?"
"What is the simplest possible sandwich?"
"What is the most complex possible sandwich? Is there an upper limit on sandwich complexity?"
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hey, it's getting pretty cold outside
I brought these for you, please make sure you stay warm
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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Hey everyone, House just passed H.R 9495 as of 11/21, which is a bill that prevents non-profits for helping with causes such as Palestine and other acts the government deems "terrorism."
The guardian explains why it's a massive problem here.
This could seriously hurt non-profits that are trying to help multiple good causes with the vague terminology they are using to give themselves power to dictate what that means.
They are trying to fast track it while everyone is panicking about the results of the election. CALL YOUR SENATORS AND SAY NO TO H.R. 9495.
If you can't call for any reason, absolutely spread the word and reblog this post.
This is extremely serious and a dangerous bill. We should do what we can to stop it.
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