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100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn’t have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

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Overheard two guys at school today

Guy 1: *walks up to his friends* Guy 2: get outta here, ginger! Guy 3: yeah! Guy 1: aaaw Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo. Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’?? Guy 3: I mean full homo Guy 1: for real? Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me? Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah. Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??

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↖️ blogger will not be seeing 50 Shades of Gray

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"I can’t be vegan, I love cheese"

Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese? 

GO VEGAN. 

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Never not reblog

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This has to be the funniest most ridiculous part of the entire game

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One Student’s Epic Tweets Call Out the Biggest Hypocrites Marching for Free Speech In Paris

Adding to the symbolic weight of the demonstrations, more than 40 world leaders joined the start of the Paris march, linking arms in an act of solidarity. But as Reporters Without Borders points out, not every world leader present is really a defender of free speech.

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This has to be the funniest most ridiculous part of the entire game

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nephytisthing

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

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Don’t mess with Gimli

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advice to girls starting high school

when something about someone seems off, trust your gut. you don’t want to wait for a reason that validates these feelings

when a boy tells you that you are too emotional for them, it is because they cannot handle thinking of you as a person. you are not the problem.

friends that ditch you aren’t your real friends

take things a day at a time.

it’s in your self interest not to say mean things about other girls

be selective about the people you do drugs with

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Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

Frozen is the first movie with magic-

Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

Frozen is the first-

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hey bioware for the next dragon age please consider

tevinter

antiva

rivain

anywhere but the hinterlands

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Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS

Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers

Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day

Me: Reblogs stuff

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Reblog if you're a cuddler.

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I giggled like the proverbial school girl

imagine the most serious character you know

now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by