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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

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it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

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Celia Dropkin, from "Palm Trees" in The Acrobat: Selected Poems

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pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

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does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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Pour syrup in my wounds i am your pancake

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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

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the labubu murders

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“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked the moon and all her stars, they said your soul is rotting inside of you

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are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!