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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND
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Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position
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oh my god happy birthday dude!!! (slightly late i fear)
Dw my birthday can go on forever if you think about it. Thank you rib Niceys to me
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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live
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happy bday :]!!! hope u have/had a good day 🎉🎉🎉
it was kind of mid but not a bad mid. hung out with friends though and that was good as always <3
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happy freeking birthday!!!
danks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday king :)
-@catdoingthelaundry
faaaanks wilbur ^_^
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holy shit holy freak HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!!<3
Thanklkkkkks mareeee I’m turning Age
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happy beefday
My freeking beefday thank you
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Terrible roach nightmare. Bro I’m developing a phobia.
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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse
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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies
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