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It was an all-out sale! We were going under!

Good times!

where did you find your henchman Jacob?

I bought my cute little monkey from a traveling circus. One of the best purchases I've made, I must admit.

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I remember peeling it! Definitely alien. Their offspring starts as tadpoles, can you believe it?

I would issue a guess they are more amphibian than reptilian- but you were close, Bea!

Dr. beatrice tell us, what do you know of Nancy's "husband's" species, as an ethologist & minor zoologist you must know more. See Nancy's husband recently shed skin...

My, this is an old one. Nancy... Oh, that music teacher? Hm. I wonder if she's still around. And her husband... I have no idea what his name was. I hope you don't expect me to remember this. He was supposed to be some sort of alien, wasn't he? So as to why he shed skin, perhaps he was a reptile. I never got to make his aquaintance.

It was pleasant to be addressed as "Doctor" for once, though. If you're still out there, anonymous sender, you are welcome to write again.

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I can count to 21! On all my fingers and my tail.

exactly how rich are you?

That's not really a polite question to ask a lady, is it? Like asking about age. What you see is what you get, darling. No need to get so specific.

Either way, I would grow bored before I can type all of the zeros out, and it'll spare you the trouble of googling what kind of "-illion" it is.

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Do you ever get tired? I swear, it's like you constantly have energy to burn at all hours...

The trick is a steady, rich diet, rigorous routine and exercise!

I have a bed time!

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HEEEEEYYYY I did the Meatgrinder animation meme!!

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Very interesting! You always have something curious to say!

Back in “blank”! Do not hold out on me, Odinsky! I want to know all about that funny past life of yours! The dust, the caves, the feral survival instincts..! Especially if they have that technology I am after.

When you do decide to die, know that you will be well taken care of! One way or another!

Or hey- why not both!

Hello Odie! Do you think we will be able to develop technology that makes it possible for one’s consciousness to be uploaded digitally?

Also, do you think a person would lose their anatomy to reject being uploaded once they are dead?

Also also, do you think there is a time window between living and dying large enough to complete an upload of sorts?

Just spitballing!

/Jakey <3

This is...a rather disturbing hypothetical you've presented to me. Philosophers would surely have a field day laying out the potential ethical concerns of such an action.

Firstly, according to the multiverse theory, there should be a dimension that exists in which this technology does exist and functions as intended. In fact I believe I've heard of such technology. Back in...

...Uh...well.

Ahem.

Let's just say years ago before I arrived here, I've heard tale of a rogue A.I that kept charge of an underground library. I've never seen it with my own two eyes, but word of mouth claimed that before the collapse of society someone was used as the basis for such a machine. I dread to imagine such a scenario. Nothing I can confirm personally, however, but it's a very likely statistic. I should hope to never find myself in such a scenario. When I die, I would prefer to remain dead. I've lived long enough. I've been ready for death to claim me for years now and it's a wonder I've managed to persist. I know not why I've decided to stick around, yet here I am.

I dread to imagine what you've thought in that fuzzy head of yours, but whatever it is the answer is no.

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If you dyed your hair, what colour would you pick? And would you colour all of it or just your head?

Blue, blue, blue! Like my favourite Odie-Poo! I would go for all of my hair. There are no half measures to devotion, dear asker!

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What's up funky monkey? Show us your latest art project!

As of now I am working on a little something with meat!

I always make sure to stock up on props so that I never run out during production! It really does pay off to plan ahead and be diligent!

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RRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

... version 4.... is here... and his face... is rigged...

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✨ Welcome to Fluerin ✨

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I have to make some calls about canceling a certain event I was spontaneously on my way to host.

I will not get into details, but know this! A school choir somewhere out there will be mighty disappointed that the rug was pulled on their big break!

I even had pyrotechnics planned! For added effect I considered keeping it a surprise for the kids. If anyone has ‘fire safety’ fresh in their minds it should be children!

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Monkeys are very popular for testing propellants and launching! Just tossing that out there!

…Goodness. It's been quite a while, hasn't it?

I've been holed up in my lab for a few weeks, working on a new project - one that isn't related to diseases for a change.

You see, I have all these pairs of rocket boots, yet I never end up using them. That may be because I never really had anything suitable to wear for their use - but that's about to change.

…

I think it's about time we took a little flight. What do you think?

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I would sooner perish than to mock you, Odie-poo! And I find celebrating that wretched thing you call ‘the self’ comes quite naturally!

And you know what..? I much prefer a private showing anyhow! Much more….. Intimate.

How many doll exist of you?? I start working...

I'm sorry? How many doll exist of me? As in crafted dolls? I-

Well actually there was the one rather odd woman a while back, off the top of my head. But that's the only one I'm aware of. I'd like to remain in blissful ignorance on the existence of any more.

...Wait what do you mean by "start working"?

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We could hold a convention at this point! I think I have couple of Odie idols that can be shown publicly!

The other ones I can show you in private, Odinsky. <3

How many doll exist of you?? I start working...

I'm sorry? How many doll exist of me? As in crafted dolls? I-

Well actually there was the one rather odd woman a while back, off the top of my head. But that's the only one I'm aware of. I'd like to remain in blissful ignorance on the existence of any more.

...Wait what do you mean by "start working"?

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Yes, yes, yes to all of the above! You check all my boxes, Bea!

How would you define your relationship with N.Thropoid?

A better question, darling, would be; how wouldn't I define my relationship with Jacob?

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Has anyone jumped on the opportunity to build an Iceberg 2 to rival it yet? That’s the kickstarter I’d want to back!

I would just like to announce that I will not be going on Titanic 2. My friend Clivey has invited me to way too many press conferances for this project. The Jurassic Park-thing was fun, and I appreciated Titanic 2 the first time. The second time was fine too. But the third? No, thank you.

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Sling me the info on the weight, velocity and direction and I’ll go have a look-see, Odinsky!

This is the third time this month I've lost my socket wrench. It's easy to forget when I've left it to rest on the platform of my rift generator, and I've usually been able to retrieve it as I've selected a remote location on the island as a testing zone in case of any untimely incidents.

...Unfortunately this time was different. The tool was sucked in at a much higher velocity than usual and I couldn't find it in the immediate vicinity. If found, please return to me.