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Don’t mind me I’ve just been playing fast and loose with family trees :)

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Gandalf: I’m a nice person. I only threw a hobbit in a trash can once. Aragorn: Please tell me you didn’t actually throw a hobbit in a trash can. Gandalf: I did. Aragorn: Was it Pippin? Gandalf: It was Pippin.

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Part 3: This Elf and This Dwarf *Might* Be Gay

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Let’s sail into the West together—no homo! (LesbiReal, tho, they are—in the most conservative interpretation of the facts—at least enjoying a QPR or an exceptionally romantic friendship.)

they’re in love, your honor

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Lord of the Rings by https://www.instagram.com/willdreamflyer/

Tatiana Kholopenko

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my favorite genre is “kitchen sink” tbqh. yes i want your metaphysical space opera Gothic haunted house horror-comedy. yes i want your medieval road trip heist mystery. give me time traveling werewolves and noir detective robots teaming up to fight alien supervillains. i want this sundae with every topping in the shop

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haven't thought you would like the first one, but there's the second part of Denis Gordeev's 'the witcher'

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Wilde we know you’re gay but please

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“When I was nine years old, the world, too, was nine years old. At least, there was no difference between us, no opposition, no distance. We just tumbled around from sunrise to sunset, earth and body as alike as two pennies. And there was never a harsh word between us, for the simple reason that there were no words at all between us; we never uttered a word to each other, the world and I. Our relationship was beyond language—and thus also beyond time. We were one big space (which was, of course, a very small space).”

— Inger Christensen, The Condition of Secrecy

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a quick-ish drawing, born of this quote from the two towers:

“Then as he had kept watch Sam had noticed that at times a light seemed to be shining faintly within; but now the light was even clearer and stronger. Frodo’s face was peaceful, the marks of fear and care had left it; but it looked old, old and beautiful, as if the chiseling of the shaping years was now revealed in many fine lines that had before been hidden, though the identity of the face was not changed. Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself. He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: “I love him. He’s like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.”

To save the inevitable confusion: these obviously aren’t the movie characters. I draw Frodo with light hair and Sam with dark hair. That’s just my interpretation of how they’re described in the books.

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I would like to materialize into a Jane Austen novel.

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Authors really saw Mr. Darcy and were like 'yes, the women want a bad boy who is rich, unkind, and emotionally distant.'

Like no. Mr. Darcy is socially awkward sasquatch who loves his feisty Elizabeth with all his heart. That's what women want.

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The best thing about the 2005 Pride and Prejudice is they decided that no one has a molecule of social skills.

Mr. Darcy? Awkward, wants to crawl into a hole.

Elizabeth? Awkward, wants a book.

Mr. Bingley? Just wants a conversation to work.

No one knows how to function in social places and it's so relatable and so nice to watch real people.