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could you imagine any shit ass naval officer trying to make idle small talk with the wheezing refrigerator of a cyborg haunting the bridge of his ship and the guy is like, talking fondly of naval academy experiences and in a genuine overture the guy casually asks vader what year he graduated his own academy. and not only did vader never so much as look at a military school he also only turned 23 last week

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:

Please reblog for sample size!

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The first time I saw one irl I laughed so hard I gave myself a stomach cramp

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secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

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He's on the cover of an Alex Cross sold book where I work. Talking with a coworker walking past it I stop midsentance and said, "hey it's Aldis Hodge"

Love opening random apps and being slapped in the face with Surprise Aldis Hodge

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I cannot BELIEVE that Heinz has the AUDACITY to claim they know the perfect ratio of ketchup to mayo.

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one thing i need you all to realize is that you have to fight like hell for the marginalized people you don’t like. you have to fight for the cringey discourse queer and the misogynistic man of color and the transphobic cis woman and the politically conservative jew and the racist disabled person. you don’t have to like them or agree with them. but if you see them experiencing bigotry and you are a person who claims to be against bigotry, you are obligated to fight for them. you have to fight against bigotry, even if you don’t like the target of that bigotry, because as soon as you let yourself slip, as soon as you allow bigotry on your watch, even if it is directed at the shittiest person you’ve ever met, you’ve now established that in your personal ethos bigotry isn’t wrong, it’s a weapon. and as soon as you’re okay with bigotry being used as a weapon, you have already lost.

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a bi coworker was recently talking about his ex and about how awful their marriage was because when they watched movies or read books she’d talk about how sexy the characters were and how this was really hurtful to him and then turned to me expecting me to agree and I was at a loss for how to respond. sir in my culture if your wife says she thinks legolas is super sexy then it is customary to commission her an erotic digital painting of legolas with his dick out. I have no advice for you.

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I don't think we, as as leverage fans on social media, took enough time to chew on the fact that part of Breanna's role on the team, as opposed to Hardison's, is about getting masses of people to dance for the team using armies of bots.

I just think everyone online should take a minute to introspect whether they've been hustled into any hot sauce protests

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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by far cardi b’s greatest contribution to human civilization