novaspacoz

[novaspacoz]

im boopin you with my paws

boop boop boop

I get enough of this from Ohio! Get out of my office, you dunce!

[novaspacoz]

*boop*

*bap*

STOP.

[novaspacoz]

*boop* x10

are you done yet.

[novaspacoz]

*bap*

*still attempting to ignore you*

[novaspacoz]

Boop!

*hunches over his desk and tries to ignore you*

[novaspacoz]

Beep *boop*

I feel like I'm being mocked. If you don't stop I'm calling security.

[novaspacoz]

*BOOP*

STOP!!! LEAVE ME!!!

[novaspacoz]

*boop*

So...many....please get out of my office.......

[novaspacoz]

My inquiry is-

*boop*

Will you imbeciles please stop BOOPING me??

[novaspacoz]

Do you ship Johnlock?

Yes.

[novaspacoz]

*slides a Sherlock Holme book to Nova*

*Carefully puts in in the desk drawer filled with other Sherlock Holmes*

[novaspacoz]

Are you, you know- *does the gay wrist thing*

If you are asking whether or not I am attracted to men, the answer is yes. I was, in fact, married to @lordohio at one point, and I am currently married to another man, Phillip.

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Sorry if this a strange ask for you, but who was the person who build you? Would you call that person your parent?

My Creator was an alternate version of your universe's George Washington. I suppose he was a little bit like a father. He was certainly emotionally distant enough to be one.

[novaspacoz]

Have you listened to Sherlock & CO podcast?

It is constantly playing on loop in my office. For some reason @lordohio refuses to come in for disciplinary meetings now. I suppose it's a symptom of his God-awful taste in media.

[novaspacoz]

Could we call you Robo Cop? Sherlock Enjoyer?

Sherlock enjoyer happens to be accurate, I suppose you can call me that. However, if you call me Robo Cop I will kill you.

[novaspacoz]

@lordohio This seems like the type of ransom note you would send.

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[novaspacoz]

Hmph. I have to agree with you on this one for once. I don't know how an animal gets STUPIDER than Ohio. At least you have your uses....

Draw your cats someday :)

I DREW THEM WITHOUT REFERENCE AND IM ACTUALLY SOBBING THIS IS THE PEAK OF MY ARTISTIC CAREER AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THEM