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fucked up and wrong that the easiest way to consume alcohol is by drinking. you're telling me this drug will make me fun and social but i'll also have to excuse myself every 2 seconds to go piss? fuck you. i should be able to take like. a pill. but then the fun of Tasty Drink would be gone so its a double edged sword

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im sure this has been pointed out in some 100k tumblr post but im just realizing it. anyways yoshi lays eggs which means he's trans. yoshi and birdo straight t4t icons

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watched the fight with my friends and now i understand sports

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got a huge insurance payout from the hurricane so i've been going on a video game shopping spree. can't tell what that says about my current mental state

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torn bc i wanna listen to the new tyler album but i read the lyrics to like him and it already hurt me

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going to the bar with my sister is so funny. no they're not fake we're just fraternal

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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.

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The republicans have the senate but not a supermajority so as usual nothing is going to happen

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strangers fucking love my voice which is weird bc in my mind i have Standard Issue Transgender Man With No Vocal Training voice

[novakld]

Glen Martin Taylor, “The Dilemma of Being Human” (2020)

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must be an escaped monkey in south carolina the way she grhesus macaque 🤤

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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It’s DARE