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i have hadvery few jobs bc i keep falling into a cycle of having th same shitty job for like 2 years and then quitting for no reason and no lifing it up for a year or so and brother. neetdom is singing her siren song right now

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i was driving to work fucking mentally doomerposting about being a lowly wage slave and having to spread disease like a plague rat to keep my job and then i walked in the door and they were like ew wtf. go home. and i did

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test was negative which like. nice. but what the fuck is wrong with me

about to test myself and i swear to god if i have covid again im gonna fucking lose it

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about to test myself and i swear to god if i have covid again im gonna fucking lose it

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one thing i love about my job is that im allowed to give shit away for free just to make people happy. but i like to act real dramatic with the customer for funsies. a little girl ordered a drink and a cake pop today and wanted to pay with a gift card someone gave her but she didn't have enough for the cake pop so she asked me to take it off. and then before she left i leaned in and covered my mouth and went "hey we're just gonna throw it away anyways. you should have it" and she was SO happy she smiled so big

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TOBY FOX ON OFFICIAL OFF SOUNDTRACK I REPEAT TOBY FOX ON OFFICIAL OFF SOUND TRACK

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Puffy Pastels (left) VS Chinese Debut (right)

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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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Guys i don’t want to optimize you if you still care about genocide in gaza .

But the news saying the ceasefire agreement is done and they will maybe tomorrow Announce it .

Best thing is the isareli army will withdraw from all Gaza Strip that’s mean the Rafah border crossing will back to work again so i need your support your help so I could take my brother Mohammed out to be with his Son Zayed and his wife.

And didn’t told you before my brother Omar engaged and His fiancee still in north gaza. He asked me alot to tel you about her so he can also be with the love of his life.

Don’t think your contribution is small even the one dollar helps . Sharing also helping.

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my sister has been working on a christmas gift for me for months and she just kept pushing it back and tonight she was like "i cant finish it because i think it'll turn out ugly :( can i just show you what i have so far and go back to the drawing board" and its. a little handmade plushie version of porter robinson but specifically the giant inflatable on the cover of smile. which i got for her on vinyl for christmas. she doesnt even have plush making experience she made it for me because she knew i would love it so much. what if i fucking cry

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i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

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90s movies: Psychopharmacology is as good as a lobotomy. If you take pills to treat your mental illness it will literally murder your imaginary friends and you will become a boring, lotus-eating conformist drone.

Me after taking my meds: drives the scenic route home to see if there are any geese on the pond and does a little dance in line at the grocery store and comes home to throw everything​ in my fridge into a stew pot because I can finally taste food again while singing songs at my birds in which I replace all the instances of "she" with "Cheese" and doing a Dolly Parton impression on the phone to my sister