notyouramelie
Not Your Amelie
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Header courtesy of @no-chess-no-checkers. Bi. 37. Mum. Chronically ill. and disabled. Bilingual English + BSL. Invested in Silver Linings, powered by Spite. Has very strong opinions on Moonpools and boobs on mermaids. Say hi :D
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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Just a short video of my card weaving in progress
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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Everytime he shows up on my fyp, I feel comforted that some dudes out there Get It™️.
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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notyouramelie · 8 hours ago
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notyouramelie · 9 hours ago
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These little dudes are not only chillin' but also warming themselves in heated cubbies to help them beat a fungal infection!!
Photo from the article in Science.
Research abstract: Nature
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notyouramelie · 9 hours ago
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In a monumental discovery for paleontology and the first of its kind "Mummy of a juvenile sabre-toothed cat Homotherium latidens from the Upper Pleistocene of Siberia"
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Abstract The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the northeast of Yakutia, Russia. The study of the specimen appearance showed its significant differences from a modern lion cub of similar age (three weeks) in the unusual shape of the muzzle with a large mouth opening and small ears, the very massive neck region, the elongated forelimbs, and the dark coat color. Tomographic analysis of the mummy skull revealed the features characteristic of Machairodontinae and of the genus Homotherium. For the first time in the history of paleontology, the appearance of an extinct mammal that has no analogues in the modern fauna has been studied. For more read here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1
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notyouramelie · 10 hours ago
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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:
- top and tail
- pta/ pits tits ass
- dry bath
- other (put in tags pls)
- never heard of this
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notyouramelie · 23 hours ago
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holy shit
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i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else
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notyouramelie · 23 hours ago
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@torlibram
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Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests and M unlabeled keys.
D&D Combinatorics [Explained]
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notyouramelie · 23 hours ago
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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning
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notyouramelie · 23 hours ago
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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
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notyouramelie · 24 hours ago
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notyouramelie · 1 day ago
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if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way
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