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Sometimes I feel like I'm too old to still be unpacking my trauma and then I remember that

1. 30s isn't that old

2. If I don't do it now, I'll still be doing it at 50

3. My parents didn't even start processing their own trauma until 65+ so I'm winning here

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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Emotional Support Dragon

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:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

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some unrelated facts you might want to know for no reason at all:

the new email address for reporting trans people to the US government Office of Personnel Management is defendingwomen@opm.gov

since most of the people running the current government purges seem to be completely incompetent, it's entirely possible they haven't set up normal spam protections for that address

the website anonymousemail.me can send an email that appears to come from a nonexistent address and can't be easily traced back to the actual sender

you can get a copy of the Bee Movie script that's been fucked up by repeated machine translation here

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Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

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17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

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I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

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pick your poison LMAOOO

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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well

omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!

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I dunno maybe I’m way way off base and I’m gonna pay for it later in life but I just don’t think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.