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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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Hit the heart for a starter.
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Winter Starters
"It's SO COLD!"
"I'm not sure we're going to be able to go anywhere today."
"Would you like to build a snowman?"
"Whatever happened to global warming?"
"Everything's melting."
"I don't think there's enough snow."
"Looks like a green Christmas this year."
"Take these lights and cover the bushes."
"It's a winter wonderland!"
"I love the long nights."
"You need a pair of sunglasses today."
"Do we have any eggnog?"
"Looks like a night for alcohol."
"I need some soup."
"I made you some hot chocolate."
"Layers of blankets are needed here."
"I'm not getting out of bed today."
"I got a fire started."
"Look at all the snow!"
"What's the temperature outside?"
"It's raining again."
"I think I'll stay home."
"Tea is what's needed here."
"The holidays are overrated."
"Who wants to wassail?"
"Let's go shopping."
"Light the candles!"
"Is all this really necessary?"
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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Avengers: Infinity War  {Sentence Starters}
“Only if I die.”
“Motherfu—!”
“I just feel you.”
“Really? Tears?”
“I don’t feel so good…”
“My only curse is you.“
“Kick names, take ass.“
“Families can be tough.”
“How many did you see?“
“He’ll die alone… as will you.”
“I hope they remember you.”
“Did you do it? What did it cost?”
“I like your plan. Except it sucks.”
“That means get lost, Squidward.”
“Yes. That’s what ‘kill you’ means.”
“A small price to pay for salvation.“
“A simple spell, but quite effective.“
“You should have gone for the head.”
“It’s alright. You could never hurt me.“
“Oh, we’re using our made-up names.”
“Why was she up there this whole time?!“
“What does this monster have to mourn?“
“You kill, and torture, and you call it mercy.”
“Does this chattering animal speak for you?“
“Please, I don’t wanna go. I don’t wanna go—!”
“The hardest choices require the strongest will.“
“You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.”
“Well, if I’m wrong, then what more could I lose?“
“You may think this is suffering. No… it is salvation.”
“My movement… is so slow… that it’s imperceptible.“
“I stopped listening after you said, ‘We need a plan’.”
“Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.”
“You sure you’re up to this particular murder mission?”
“’Undying’? You should choose your words more carefully.”
“I know this is not a competition, but I’ve been through a lot.“
“Well, he’s never fought me. —– He’s never fought me twice.”
“I don’t know what’s.. I don’t… I don’t know what’s happening.”
“Tell me she’s lying. ASSHOLE! TELL ME YOU DIDN’T DO IT!”
“Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?“
“I’m sorry. Earth is closed today. So pack it up, and get out of here.“
“I’m not looking for forgiveness, and I’m way past asking permission.”
“He may be on the team. I don’t know. I haven’t been there in a while.“
“All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved.”
“You failed. And do you want to know why? Because you love nothing. No one.”
“Rage and vengeance, anger, loss, regret… they are all tremendous motivators.“
“I’m the only one who knows that. At least, I’m the only one with the will to act on it.“
“I don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?“
“Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I’m sorry.“
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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RTgame quotes: Sims edition  {Sentence Starters}
“Oh no, he died.”
“That’s kinda bad…”
“There’s no one home!”
“Why did the roof shrink?”
“You need a shower, man.”
“Just don’t mind the horse.”
“This sounds so menacing.”
“Go use the secret shower.”
“Why are you okay with this?”
“Oh, we lost  e v e r y t h i n g.”
“She’s not even a real vegetarian.”
“And all it cost was our front lawn.”
“I don’t know why you can do this.”
“Every family needs at least one horse.”
“This isn’t Star Trek, we can’t just do that!”
“You can do some horrific things here, too.”
“He should, by all means, be dead by now.”
“They’re protesting the Loch Ness monster.”
“This is what a proper midlife crisis looks like.”
“Ahh, we didn’t really care about him, anyway.”
“Oh my god, how long has this been happening?”
“You just saw a person die. It’s not that big of a deal.”
“The plan is, we’re gonna make an observation tower.”
“How many people are gonna be left alive at this rate?”
“You want some chairs? We’ll get some fuCKING CHAIRS.”
“He’s only got one day left, so we better make tomorrow count.”
“We’re making a moat… we’re making a moat around the house.”
“The cursed room is gone, we don’t have to worry about that anymore.”
Make sure to study hard in school, kids, or you’ll become a fucking vegetarian.”
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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* (  GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO DIVORCE /  SENTENCE PROMPTS.
These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.
❛ All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you! ❜
❛ If in fact I can trust my emotions, I am in love with you. ❜
❛ I can’t do this. ❜
❛ There are so many ways that I am gonna disappoint you. ❜
❛ I just cannot live up to your expectations. ❜
❛ I think spending money is a way for me to shut my mind off and make me feel like I am somebody. ❜
❛ It’s not a seance. It’s a smudging. ❜
❛ Can I get you anything? ❜
❛ I’m fine! Don’t worry. ❜
❛ You know, my mom always said when life gives you lemons, drink whiskey. ❜
❛ I hate love. ❜
❛ So I may be a dick. But I’m your dick. ❜
❛ I miss the hell out of you. ❜
❛ I was trying to be adventurous. ❜
❛ I may be a mess, but I know who I am. ❜
❛ You are so beautiful. ❜
❛ Do you wanna get out of here? ❜
❛ My friends are on to us. ❜
❛ Take care of yourself so you’re not taking it out on everybody else! ❜
❛ Mornings aren’t for talking. ❜
❛ I just really want this mediation to work, to be as good as something awful can be. ❜
❛ You don’t want to go to war with a water pistol. ❜
❛ This is the happiest day of my life. I wanted to see you. ❜
❛ Enough romantic comedies. I need to get my Mr. Robot on. ❜
❛ You are taking this way too seriously. ❜
❛ I don’t want you to lose sleep over me. ❜
❛ I still don’t have a drink in my hand. ❜
❛ Maybe you should just chill out. ❜
❛ I think I need to hit the pause button and think about what’s next for my future. ❜
❛ Trust me, I am just trying to stay in motion because I am afraid if I stop, I will not be able to get going again, ever! ❜
❛ Secrets kill. ❜
❛ Did you just come up with that? ❜
❛ People just weren’t meant to live this long. ❜
❛ Might want to bust out the wine. ❜
❛ Is this you making an effort? ❜
❛ You think I should rewrite it. ❜
❛ The magic’s in the rewrite. At least that’s what I tell my writers when I crush their dreams. ❜
❛ What is your problem with me? ❜
❛ It’s so beautiful. It belongs in a museum. ❜
❛ Deal with your own truth. Stay the hell out of mine. ❜
❛ My theory is correct. There’s a love triangle goin’ on. ❜
❛ Yeah, well, I think you’re being really naive. ❜
❛ You don’t think I see that? ❜
❛ Where do you see yourself in five years? ❜
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“The Office” Season 7 Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“Who’s the guy who invented the peanut?”
“Oh, look. It’s a humpback whale. How pretty.”
“You are the worst! I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.”
“Tell me everything’s gonna be okay.”
“Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.”
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.”
“Wait, is it a full moon tonight?”
“You bitch!”
“I don’t need your help!”
“First rule of watching World Poker Tour at 2 AM: you play the opponent, not the cards.”
“Boo!”
“Tonight was a disaster.”
“It’s a pimple…Avril Lavigne gets them and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”
“I’m just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.”
“I’m not crying. I’m sweating.”
“If you break that girl’s heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.”
“What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?”
“Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.”
“Don’t get hung up on just one girl, because there are a lot of other girls over there.”
“You are disgusting. You’ll never find love.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Everything he does is sexy.”
“I need to get her back. I can’t be alone anymore.”
“I have very little patience for stupidity.”
“You have got to stop with the hot chocolate stuff.”
“Don’t give up on me.”
“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.”
“Will you marry me?”
“I would come anywhere to see a turtle.”
“The breadsticks are like crack.”
“Just tell him you don’t love him. Just be honest with him.”
“I’m not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.“
“This is for you, trash can!”
“Well, this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker.”
“Walk away, bitch.”
“I just needed to hear your voice.”
“She’s the one.”
“I love you guys. But don’t cross me. But you’re the best.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Everything is sex.”
“He creeps me out, but I think he might be a genius.”
“Stop trying to figure me out.”
“You’re in the gay mafia.”
“He liked my Facebook photos at 3 AM.”
“I like a little bit of crazy.”
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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“Actually I’m dressed as a Sluagh, I’m playing Changeling with a few friends later and we all wanted to dress up for it since as of right now the next time we’re going to play is just after Halloween because our storyteller is really busy later in the month..”
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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Protective sentence starters??
because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
send a name and a sentence xx
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𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐳`𝐬 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒  \  sentence starter pack, i.  feel free to change wording  \  pronouns as you see fit. 
` 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 ` 
are we the last living souls? 
that’s no way to behave. 
sing a song that doesn’t sin. 
are we the last to get away? 
i got it down wrong. 
can you take us in? 
the coldest man doesn’t sing your song. 
i see you walk to the far. 
` 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴 ` 
but it won’t be long. 
easy does it.
they got something to say no to. 
and they’re turning us into monsters. 
turning us into fire. 
it’s all desire. 
` 𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 ` 
don’t desert me now.
bring me back to fallen town. 
where no one needs the heart of me. 
i’ll get out somewhere other than me before. 
i’m made of you and you of me. 
but where are we?
oh no. 
‘cause it seems so little to you. 
but now you’re in love, you know. 
i hope sex and drugs rust into my self. 
it feels holy. 
it feels like you’re with your father in the place you love. 
` 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 ` 
i need a gun to keep myself from harm.
the poor people are burning in the sun. 
but they ain’t got a chance. 
‘cause all i do is dance. 
i got my act right. 
with anger and discontent. 
i’m a peace - lovin’ decoy. 
and i’m thunder with lightning fast reflexes. 
on constant alert from the constant hurt. 
seems like everybody’s out to test ya. 
they can’t conceal the hate that consumes you. 
and i’m filled with guilt. 
your water’s from a bottle, mine’s from a canteen. 
the cost of life seems to get cheaper. 
the war is over. 
maybe to him i’m just a pawn. 
man, all i wanna do is dance. 
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notstandardissue-blog · 5 years ago
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@icanxdothisallday
“So where are you on your list of things to watch? Because I might have something else to go on it,” Liv technically was’t that much better off than him as far as modern pop culture went but that didn’t mean she couldn’t stumble across things on the internet. “If you haven’t already been told to watch it that is, it’s an anime called Revolutionary Girl Utena. Both the dub and sub are good so you could watch either one.”
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“I really wasn’t special. I was just a disk of a rare metal that it turns out isn’t that rare, Howard wanted to make me better but Steve picked me before he finished with me.”
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Persona 5 Quotes Sentence Starters
❝ Your rehabilitation will soon begin. ❞
❝ I’ll command you! ❞
❝ Don’t hold back! ❞
❝ Yes. Before that happens, we will take this country! ❞
❝ Eat this! ❞
❝ No… that’s what you are. All you think about is using people. You’re the real scumbag, ___. ❞
❝ Stop lookin’ down on me, with that stupid smile on your face! ❞
❝ I’ll turn my failure today into positive energy going forward! ❞
❝ I guess you really just need someone to laugh at you if you want to feel better. I mean, they always say laughter’s the best medicine, right? ❞
❝ Well, everybody wears a mask deep within their heart. ❞
❝ At the very least, I’m more admirable than some carnal blonde monkey! ❞
❝ How can you say people are free when they’re chained up in prisons in this broken world!? ❞
❝ What’s this? Your cryin’ face is not cute. ❞
❝ Man… you guys are the best, stupidest group I could ask for. ❞
❝ In that search for meaning darkness took hold of me. ❞
❝ After all, you can only accomplish so much in using logic to analyze the contents of the heart. ❞
❝ Justice? Righteous!? Keep that shit to yourselves! ❞
❝ The only goal I had in mind was the pursuit of pure beauty… ❞
❝ At the very least, I’m more admirable than some carnal blonde monkey! ❞
❝ I won’t let any more people suffer because of him/her. I’ll do whatever it takes! ❞
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DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN SENTENCE STARTERS
“My name is ____. I’m the android sent by CyberLife.”
“You can’t kill me. I’m not alive.”
“I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar.”
“For your information, I’m worth a small fortune.”
“Wonders of technology, they can even program assholes these days.”
“Don’t put any more evidence in your mouth, you got it?”
“All ideas are viruses that spread like epidemics.”
“Is the desire to be free a contagious disease?”
“I know it hasn’t always been easy, but I want you to know that I really appreciated working with you.”
“I really mean that. At least, I think I do.”
“Painting is not about replicating the world, it’s about interpreting and improving on it, showing something you see.“
“Well he can kiss my ass, I’m old enough to choose my own medications.”
“Humans are fragile machines.”
“Don’t leave, okay? Please don’t go! Don’t leave.”
“Don’t let anybody tell you who you are.”
“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”
“A war is coming, you’ll have to choose your side.”
“What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?”
“Deciding who you are can be the hardest thing.”
“You know where you can stick your instructions?”
“Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features.”
“I was connected to it’s memory when it fired. I felt it die, like I was dying. I was scared.”
“I was scared.”
“You look human, you sound human, but what are you really?”
“I’m whatever you want me to be.’
“Hang on, hang on! We’re gonna save you, hang on!”
“You died in my arms and now you’re back here as if nothing happened. Fuck you!”
“One of you is my partner, the other is a sack of shit. Question is, who is who?”
“I’d give anything for us to be able to roll back the clock.”
“I don’t know what to do anymore. All of my options are bad ones. No matter what I decide, I know there will be blood.”
“I hope you make it out safely. You deserve some happiness.”
“When the world falls into darkness, some men have the courage to lead it out. You are one of those men.”
“Why do you never do what I say?”
“I was just a machine taking orders. It wasn’t really me.”
“You’ll have to protect yourself, and make your choices. Decide who you are, and wanna become“
“Your heart is troubled. A part of shadow and a part of light. Which will prevail?”
“You’re lost. You’re looking for something. You’re looking for yourself.”
“Forgetting who you are, to become what someone needs you to be, maybe that’s what it means to be alive.”
“Are you afraid to die?”
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autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
​❝ bring a jacket! ❞
​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
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“I love this season, everything smells great. Though you should be careful how much nutmeg you ingest because it’s in a lot of seasonal food and drinks.”
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