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I thought you'd appreciate some humor, Joker.

Did something happen, ha, that’s hilarious.

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Yeah, he should've shot lower.

Nice try, but a shot to the shoulder isn’t going to stop me from doing anything.

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If you wanna call it that, sure.

Are you taking me out on a date?

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If you weren't so pretty, I'd tell you I'd get over it. But since you are, I was thinking we could just go somewhere private, you know?

Then no lips for you.

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A little? Then I guess I'm not a total jackass.

A little bit, yeah.

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Why? Is it annoying?

Why do you have to be such a stubborn jackass?

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You're breaking my heart, Felix--why do you have to be so mean?

Fuck off, douchebag.

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I don't feel like telling.

Oh really? Do tell.

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Whatever you want, criancinha.

Whatever. Just don’t call me baby again. Ever.

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Well, I can think of easy ways to remedy this situation.

I miss your arms.

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I was just teasing, kiddo. You should lighten up a little.

Call me ‘baby’ again and we’ll see who’s laughing.

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I'd say it's a draw, but your lips are winning.

Me or my lips?

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Poor baby Felix.

I swear I’m going to go insane if something interesting doesn’t happen soon.

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I missed you too, gringo.

Yes very much.

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So, you missed me?

shh.

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What? Really? I thought everyone had tried them at least once.

I’ve never tried it, so I can’t put my input in on that one..

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Hey you. Long time no see.

Hey there stranger.