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pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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“You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know.” Catching Fire pg. 178

Because Peeta comes over everyday to give Haymitch fresh bread, and despite how bad the house smells, he stays and sometimes he talks to Haymitch while he eats, while other times both are content to just sit in silence.

Because they have chess tournaments. Haymitch beats Peeta everytime, but Peeta never refuses a game.

Because after 24 years, Haymitch finally has a real friend again.

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If Heiji and Kazuha end up working together as police, my headcannon is that they're the "private but not secret" couple.

Like, this newbie who just transferred heard that they were childhood friends, which would explain the bantering and arguments.

But during actual work, they're absolute professionals. And they make a great team. Heiji's sharp deductions, Kazuha's keen senses. Them bouncing off ideas together during discussions.

And they work great with everyone in the department as well. Great team players.

Kazuha is sweet and charming with everyone.

Heiji is charismatic and always surrounded by other people.

And this newbie themselves get along well with both of them, even if they've only been here for a week.

So imagine their surprise, as the team rescued Heiji who was captured by a criminal after a scouting mission gone wrong, Kazuha immediately jumped into his arms and hugged him tight after making sure he was fine.

And their surprise doubled to see Heiji hugging her back.

The newbie didn't realise they were staring until another colleague said "Oh? You didn't realise they're dating?"

"..no?"

The colleague laughed. "It's subtle, but you'll notice the signs after this"

And notice they did.

Him getting her a drink during late night shifts.

Her passing him a pen just as he realised he needed one.

One waiting for the other to finish up their paperwork before heading back home together.

How they unconsciously moved closer to each other during discussions.

It was actually endearing.

But the newbie nearly spilled their coffee when they discovered who Heiji's and Kazuha's fathers are.

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Chapter 1133 additional scene

Spoiler Alert!

I had to draw this scene, because something felt odd about the end...

Sorry for the sketchiness I drew this in two days :D

Congrats to the two dorks ❤

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Ch488

Heiji and Shinichi being annoyed that Ran and Kazuha hugged the magician when they were scared and he's kinda hot too so

Then Shinichi backtracking after they demonstrated that Ran didn't actually hug him; she hugged Kazuha, which now disgruntled Heiji because now he finds out that Kazuha had hugged the guy but Shinichi's backtracking because Ran didn't lolll look at his face annoyed at Shinichi

he's like,

"oh so ig it's no harm done since Ran didn't, huhh" lmao

These duo(s) xDDD

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Someone write me a ShinRan fic that reads like a stereotypical shojo. Whether this takes place in canon or an au is optional. The only requirement is that Shinichi is cast where there is usually a girl, and Ran where a guy is.

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21 yrs after its release and i'm still thinking about movie 7 of detective conan like. Kyoto as setting? the impact of the first scene being heiji and his first love - so soft - then cue the hard drop of the classic saxophone movie intro? the main set of characters being the OG gang, no TMPD, no FBI/CIA? the actual flesh and blood shinichi appearing in the most crucial time, covering for his best bud?? kazuha's shock when she realized this dude wasn't heiji? kazuha's display of aikido, heiji's display of kendo? the look of realization on heiji's face after kazuha sang the kyoto marutake ebizu song in the middle of a life and death situation with the culprit? the same look of awe he made when he first heard her a decade ago in her kimono and cute pigtails? ran and shinichi hidden behind the trees, under the full moon, with barely 10 seconds of reunion? the "ssh, quiet", "it really is you!", the soft smirk-smile on shinichi's face? the pining and yearning by both teenage detectives and their respective love interests from start to end, culminating with the italicized oh moment, the "i finally met you, my first love" scene for both teenage couples before transitioning to Time After Time OST by Kuraki Mai? i go home and cry, i'm unwell, i'm an absolute wreck of a young girl yearning for a first love that will make my heart squeeze with so much longing and make me pray to god i cross paths with him one more time

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ShinRan and Heizuha's Love Confessions AT LAST!!!

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Do you think Shinichi could ever abandon Ran for another girl?🥲

it's funny, because at some point ran asks herself a similar question:

chapter 305

and i just love the confused look on shinichi's face CAUSE SAME LOL

like this is shinichi kudo we're talking about. he may enjoy the benefits of his desirability, but don't get it twisted, he's absolutely enamored with ran:

chapter 1

more proof:

chapter 173-175

ran is feeling insecure about shinichi's "relationship" with asami and he's EXASPERATED:

because the thought of him entertaining anyone but ran is absolutely unfathomable for my son, which is why he rejects asami the second she confesses her feelings for him:

like i need y'all to understand that this man's sexual orientation isn't straight, it's RAN

chapter 311

two attractive girls in a bikini bump into shinichi and he's pretty much unfazed. he intuitively points at ran to show what his actual type looks like and HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HER:

gosho consistently confirms that shinichi has zero interest in other girls:

chapter 876

sera, who has an obvious crush on shinichi, tries to figure out if shinichi likes her back and HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S FUCKING TALKING ABOUT LOL

there's only one girl for him and it's ran:

so, to answer your question... do i think that shinichi could ever abandon ran for another girl?

visit the shinran library for more

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SHINRAN AND THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES

gift giving

giving your partner tangible items that make them feel known, loved and cared for

chapter 48

shinichi giving ran mittens

we all know shinichi is a very observant and attentive guy, so naturally all of his gift are pretty well thought out... which is why i was confused as hell about the mittens, cause they seemed very random to me... until i paid closer attention and noticed something

THEY'RE NOT RANDOM AT ALL

HE GIVES HER MITTENS BECAUSE HE NOTICES THAT HER HANDS ARE FREEZING IN THE COLD

this ship is going to be the death of me.

chapter 237

ran knitting shinichi a sweater

IT TAKES HER A WHOLE MONTH YALL!

chapter 245

chapter 293-296

bonus: shinichi being appreciative!

chapter 307

even though she decides not to send him the cup, shinichi is still ecstatic about the gift. meanwhile in chapter 331-334:

both of them are hurting so much during this case. and here's my theory:

both shinichi and ran have a tendency to conceal or downplay their pain. ran says she didnt send the mug because it turned out bad, but i think that's just an excuse. i think not being able to give him the cup directly causes her a lot of anguish, which is why she ultimately decides not to send it.

but my girl is strong, so the first time she's confronted with a situation like that she's able to fool everyone. the reason why shinichi catches on to her during the valentine's case is because it's a romantically loaded day and this is the second time that she doesn't get to express her love through a gift.

she's tired of having so much love to give but the only person she wants to pour her heart out to is absent. she's understandably crushed. which ultimately breaks shinichi's heart as well. so he does this...

and i think that speaks volumes about shinran and the importance of gift giving in their relationship.

chapter 727

kogoro: mentions ran's cold at the beginning of the case

me: doesn't give it much thought

shinichi:

me:

chapter 884

chapter 743

not THAT much, huh?

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He really said I'm gonna make a romance manga with heteronormative genderbend versions of my friends and I respect that