notnearlyenoughmermaids
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My name is Morgan and I accidentally started a school tradition out of spite once (She/They, 26)
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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Vote based on your local government's regulations/recommendations. For example, if your tap water meets the legal requirements for safe drinking water but tastes funny so you filter it before drinking, you would select option 4: "It is SAFE, but it tastes/smells/looks off; I DON'T drink it as-is."
Examples of an off taste could include tasting like metal or chlorine; an off look could include visible particulates or a yellow tint.
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#it is quite literally the best tap water i’ve ever had in my whole life#even filtered water from other places isn’t as good
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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
#one time my coworker showed me how to make something in lab and he said “it completely biocompatible. you could eat it#and i was like Roger you can’t tell me that i’m going to think about eating it every day for the rest of my life
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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Wnated to post yesterdays sketch results !!
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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for
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great, my post is in some sort of dungeon
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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