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notmysunglasses · 4 hours ago
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notmysunglasses · 5 hours ago
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kicking a hornets nest.
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notmysunglasses · 2 days ago
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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.
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notmysunglasses · 2 days ago
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you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)
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notmysunglasses · 2 days ago
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notmysunglasses · 3 days ago
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Notebook Paper Crochet Blanket
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notmysunglasses · 3 days ago
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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago
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notmysunglasses · 3 days ago
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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notmysunglasses · 3 days ago
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Magawa, a rat trained to detect landmines, retired in 2021 after five years of service. During his career, he helped clear more than 20 football fields’ worth of land in Cambodia, significantly contributing to the safety of local communities.
His work earned him several accolades, including a prestigious award from the UK veterinary charity PDSA.
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notmysunglasses · 7 days ago
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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
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notmysunglasses · 7 days ago
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notmysunglasses · 11 days ago
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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like
callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person
callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn
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notmysunglasses · 11 days ago
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notmysunglasses · 12 days ago
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“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10
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notmysunglasses · 14 days ago
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notmysunglasses · 14 days ago
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notmysunglasses · 15 days ago
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im still reading about redditors's worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he's scared theyll be there again
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