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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone
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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…
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sobbing. shitting. puking
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gerard way is doing every single fucking thing except releasing an album. a d&d pinball machine is actually insane. what’s next? action figure voicelines?
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everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.
like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy
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Inb4 they change the start of The Incredibles because he throttles his health exec boss
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