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-pushes forehead- Down, Fido. I'll pass on the rabies today, thanks though. Is Satan as little as you? 'Cus you know, I always thought he would be a tall dude... But I guess I was wrong. 

-makes biting motions at- Well I bite annoying giraffe men who think I have rabies. I’m not human, I’ve been told I’m the spawn of Satan.

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That's what I'm here for. Just that perfect little reminder that life fucking sucks. Enjoy it while I'm around, sunshine. 

i’m sure you’ll remind me each and every day from now on. you’re gonna add so much sunshine to my life, joel. far too long, but that’s just me.

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Maybe, maybe, maybe. Whatever. Now you remember and that's all that matters. It has been a long fucking time, hasn't it?

pfff, maybe because i haven’t seen your ass since—- i don’t even remember the last time i saw you. maybe that’s why i forgot, fucker. 

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...Did you just growl? Really? Are you sure you're human? Can I get rabies from this? I have OCD and I get pissed off too easy by little brats. 

-growls- No. You should be terrified; I’ve been known to cause chaos. I’m a psychopath stuck in here because I don’t know how to function in society. What about you, asshole?

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-chortles- What are you gonna do? Stare at me until I cower in fear? Ooo, I'm terrified. What are you anyway, kid? 

Hey! I’m not that fucking short, excuse you. -crosses arms and glares up at-

You’ve got some nerve back-talking me, skyscraper. Go pick on someone your own size before I make you regret making fun of me.

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bilvyx replied to your post: …Asses, cats, and rabbits; oh my…  Is this a bit...

nice starting line ;3

I try, I try. It seemed suiting. 

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I'm offended. That's like... Staple facts of my existence. How could you forget?

sometimes i forget how grouchy you are. 

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That sounds... Logical...? Not really, but whatever. 

I'm here to take the hobbits to Isengard. Let's go, short stuff. 

Because you called me a pussy, so I called my cabin mate one. Don’t try and confuse me.

What brings you here anyway, you giraffe? If anything, you belong in a zoo and not a mental facility.

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'Cept you were talking to me, and I was talking to you, and Dillon's not involved there - so how is that even a valid comeback?

Ha ha ha. You’re funny. If anyone’s got that covered, it’s Dillon.

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Yeah, welcome. That's the word. Hey.

welcome to the crazy house, zimmerman. 

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No need. Looks like you've got that covered enough for the both of us. 

…Asses, cats, and rabbits; oh my… 

Is this a bit of foresight of what I can expect here?

I almost don’t feel like saying hi, now. 

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...Asses, cats, and rabbits; oh my... 

Is this a bit of foresight of what I can expect here?

I almost don't feel like saying hi, now.