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Literally all my problems would be solved if Hinata didn’t exist

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Hinata Broke the bonds of the Team 7

Yeah, a SIDE character and im sorry not an important one.

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ROFL I died. That NarhIn “kiss” scene was so fucking forced and shitty I can’t even… Talk about OOC, someone at SP had a sense of humor and ripped the idea from an 8 year old’s fanfic lolll. I’d be embarrassed to be an NH fan. Thank god I’m not one. Even in The Last Naruto and Sakura still suit each other more lmao

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Do you dislike hinata? How much on a scale of 10

Yes.

There is no scale. My hate for her is infinate.

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“Sakura isn’t a prize for Naruto!!!1!!” Naruto isn’t a prize for Hinata.

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Legend sais she’s still knitting that goddamn scarf…

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“You ruined everything!” Well she sure did😠 Credit to the owner✌️

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Let’s start this blog out right. Hinata Hyuga (from Naruto) is a shit character. And that is me being nice since she is barely a character at all, more like a cardboard cutout with tits.

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Studio Pierrot: [makes two movies about the end of the series before the end of the anime]

Studio Pierrot: How WILL Naruto end?! Who will WIN?! WE JUST DON'T KNOW!!!!!

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Studio Pierrot: We can’t wait till NaruHina’s finally canon! Kishimoto: yeah idk if I’m gonna canonize it Studio Pierrot: …but… but we already made two movies… Kishimoto:

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Naruto’s dream was to become hokage and the animation studio decides the series had to end on his wedding day and then makes it all about a character with 40 pages of panel time in a 700 chapter series? Sure, makes sense.

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Remember when Studio Pierrot thought it would be a good idea to animate a twelve year old girl dancing naked?

Yeah not creepy at all.

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Studio Pierrot as soon as the manga ended

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Studio Pierrot: Ah yes, the Naruto main cast; Naruto, Sasuke… uh…

Studio Pierrot: [looks at smudged writing on palm]

Studio Pierrot: [remembers they never learned to read]

Studio Pierrot: …Hinata, Shikamaru, Gaara, and Neji.

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SasuSaku Fans: UmMMmmm Studio Pierrot is wRONG about Sasuke not keeping contact with Sakura!! He mails her pictures of his dick to her eVERY DAY and sends her flowers on the weekends it says so rIGHT hERe in my fic

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When SasuSaku fans legit think their ship is a good ship only because Sasuke has two short moments where he does the very bare minimum of acting like a decent person even after insulting Sakura, ignoring and rejecting her advances, making her cry with no attempt to comfort her, repeatedly calling her annoying, attempting to kill her more than once, repeated said insult and rejected her heartfelt confession by knocking her unconscious and outright saying she was only daydreaming of love and he has no interest in her, gave the world’s worst apology for all this plus abandoning the village to join sides with the man who plotted to destroy Konoha, then joining sides with the organization that aimed to kill Naruto, attempted regicide twice, tried to kill her other teammates. Then he leaves her as a single mother with no support before his ‘long mission’ that actually wasn’t that long because Naruto was Hokage when said mission started and Naruto was inaugurated when the next generation was old enough to resemble their current selves, Sakura actually had to seek him out at the end of her pregnancy so he might be there when Sarada was born, he never attempted to contact Sakura or their daughter despite the fact that he sends letters to Naruto, somehow hasn’t even kissed his wife after 12 years of marriage which their own daughter finds suspicious, Sakura didn’t even spend enough time with Sasuke to even remember if he wore glasses or not which even Naruto knew that he didn’t, Sarada has to leave the safety of the village to seek him out because Sasuke wasn’t returning to the village on his own any time soon, Sasuke doesn’t even recognize his own daughter when they first meet, his only answer to being questioned if he loves Sakura is that Sarada was born, which is actually suspicious because if Sakura is her mother then Sarada shouldn’t have been able to activate the sharingan because it can only be inherited by full blooded Uchiha whose parents both have sharingan, Sakura leans in for a kiss, what she was hoping would be their first kiss ever after being married for 12 years, and he still turns away and leaves and who knows when he’s gonna be back.