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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

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why can you boop yourself did tumblr add masturbation

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Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

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funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces

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WE'RE SO BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol, in the latest update to deadlock, the hero shooter that valve is developing, they added an anti-cheat system where basically if someone is flagged as cheating then everyone in the match can vote to ban them and end the match immediately or vote to turn them into a frog for the rest of the match and just play normally otherwise and then ban them afterwards

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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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Just that in Hebrew if a group has 10 women and 1 man you can use the female pronouns to refer to it

It is unfortunately still a gendered language 😔

Not a novel observation, but just. There are so many little ways in which people are just taught from a young age that women are more unimportant than men and while it is obviously not neutral and clearly ideological people will often treat you like some unreasonable scold simply for pointing it out.

Like how in so many Romance languages the addition of a single man into a group of women suddenly changes the collective pronoun from the feminine to the masculine. Like how people will still argue that the masculine pronoun "he" should be the default because it is traditional without stopping to consider what the basis for that tradition may be. How people will treat the clearly marked masculine form of a word as neutral ("fireman" is neutral).

And it is just a bit shit, isn't it?

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why is there a catmaid on the subway