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PSA: If you ever have ideas or scenarios or headcanons about our muses' relationship (all kinds, not just romantic!), or questions/suggestions/etc ... let me know! I want to discuss these ideas with you, and even if we don't agree on something, I appreciate the gesture!

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Resident Evil 4 + ammo ▸ [9/∞]

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leon

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DAMN LEON! WHY YOU SO EXPENSIVE?!

Leon the Fashion Icon

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RE4R Leon <3 art to celebrate

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"drew this last year tho👀"

Artis: kjr0313 - twitter

Me: ♡(*´ω｀*)/♡

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RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE – March 24, 2023.

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❛❛ used to be a cop myself. only for a day, though ❜❜

INDIE & SELECTIVE . RESIDENT EVIL . LEON S. KENNEDY

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* idiots to lovers romantic starters

also known as rivals to lovers / idiots to idiots but they’re lovers / rivals to besties / rivals to idiots, the list goes on. some of these are inspired by pre-existing media. change pronouns/aggressive terms of endearment/insults as you see fit! these can also be platonic of course!

“i dunno. sometimes i just… feel things when you’re around.”

“i love your ass.”

“your ass is your best quality.”

“i’d tap that.”

“i love you, bitch.”

“do you ever feel… like… you know… things? like… those warm… feelings?”

“oh my god, stop looking at me like that! i’m gonna end up kissing you.”

“sometimes you’re not annoying.”

“you don’t, like… make me wanna tear my eyes out… or whatever.”

“you love me? are you sure?”

“i don’t hate you.”

“shut up and stay. please.”

“i hate when people say shit like ‘you’re my best friend, i love you, i can’t imagine my life without you. i wake up and you’re the first thing on my mind, and the last thing before i go to sleep. suddenly all the love songs make sense.’ you know? i prefer starting it by saying how much i hate when other people say it, then say what i mean anyway. it’s way less embarrassing like that.”

“we aren’t friends. friends don’t do this kinda thing.”

“maybe i don’t wanna be just friends with you.”

“who the fuck said you aren’t funny?”

“who the fuck called you boring?”

“who the fuck said that? you’re great.”

“i don’t think you’re weird. i think you’re cute.”

“i don’t think you’re weird. you’re a dumbass, maybe, but i like that about you.”

“obviously i like you! i’ve been trying to tell you for ages now!”

“i’ve been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing.”

“some parts of you don’t make a lot of sense to me, but i don’t know why the sky turns pink at sunset and i still think it’s beautiful.”

“i want you. i don’t know why, i can’t explain it, but i just wanna be around you all the time.”

“i woke up one morning and realised i loved you.”

“you’re the worst. i love it.”

“you’re stupid, that’s what you are, buddy.”

“i wouldn’t die for you, but i think i’d kill for you. maybe. but then, that would mean going to jail… nah. i take it back. no offence.”

“did you know when i call you dude i mean it romantically?”

“what are you gonna do? kiss me?”

“you don’t look totally ugly today.”

“you look… never mind. i didn’t say shit!”

“they’re just flowers, don’t read into it.”

“can you please stop moving your mouth so i can kiss you?”

“you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”

“i trust you, stupid.”

“i love you, dumbass.”

“you’re a pain in the ass but i’m glad we met.”

“of course i care about what you think of me!”

“you’re looking at me funny.”

“i’m not looking at you funny! this is just how i look at someone i hate.”

“being with you makes me feel like a better person.”

“being with you makes me feel like a better person. i look like an angel compared to you.”

“huh? what was that? are you being nice to me?”

“sorry i made things weird the other day. we can still hang out, right?”

“sorry i kissed you, that was stupid. let’s just forget about it.”

“maybe kissing you was stupid but i don’t regret it.”

“are we hugging right now, bro? is that what we’re doing? do we… keep going? do we stop?”

“i’m not going anywhere.”

“i’m here, aren’t i?”

“this is all your fault!” *it is not*

“you drive me crazy in a way that makes everyone else look boring.”

“i can tell when you’re lying, you know. you ain’t slick.”

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Leon S. Kennedy - RE4 Remake vs RE4

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RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE March 24, 2023.

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Resident Evil 4 Remake  |  Leon S. Kennedy

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woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

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“ there is no future here for myself and my men. ”

“ there is no future here for myself and my men. everyone who follows me just winds up dead. ”

Leon had never heard the BSAA's golden boy sound so… defeated. Sure, there were times he wouldn't have minded to see the wind knocked out of his sails, but not like this. The truth was, Chris Redfield was a beacon in the darkness. When Leon let himself succumb to his defeatist thoughts while in the depths of a whiskey bottle, when he wanted to give up, he heard the echoes of Chris' god awful, sanctimonious speeches in his head and somehow pulled himself out. He was someone who truly believed in what they did, no matter how tough it got, and that unyielding optimism was infectious.

Leon hated it.

Now it was his turn to return the favor and pull the man out of this pit of despair, but being a good Samaritan wasn't the only thing that spurned him on. If he was honest, he was more than a little bitter that Chris was allowed to crumble beneath the pressure of losing his team and he wasn't simply because it was inconvenient at the time. Okay, so his cycle of grief was more like a continuous bout of circling the drain and wasn't the most healthy, but he was entitled to it nonetheless. And he'd be damned if he was going to let Chris Redfield wallow in self pity unabated.

"Hey! Pull yourself together." He ordered gruffly, his hands grabbing onto the man's broad shoulders to give him a vigorous shake. "You think you can just give up now, huh? We don't get that luxury, Redfield. Hell, we don't even get a fucking vacation. That's our lot in life and everyone else who throws themselves into the fire along with us knows the risk." He jabbed a vicious finger into that frustratingly broad chest, like a knife sinking the point in and, boy, did he want to twist it. "Would you rather we stopped and damned innocent people who don't have anything to do with this to a fate worse than death? To being pawns in Umbrella's schemes? Because without us, that's what they get to look forward to."

Leon took a step back and shrugged his shoulders, throwing his hands out in a dismissive gesture. As if he didn't have time for this shit because in spite of how much he obviously cared, he couldn't have the asshole thinking he'd gone soft.

"And I don't know about you, but if I know there is one person out there still able to have a fucking picnic in a field of daisies completely oblivious to this shit, then every ounce of pain and suffering and lost sleep I have to endure because all I see is their faces when I close my eyes - it's worth it." He affirmed succinctly, punctuated with an exasperated sigh and a flip of his bangs which he could refuse to acknowledge if pointed out. "So buck up."

Chris seemed to be processing his words, slowly internalizing them. Finally, after a long moment, he spoke.

"We've really been in this shit too long. Those drawn-out, self righteous villain speeches are rubbing off on you." Chris quipped ruefully and Leon thought his face would look especially punchable right now if not for the warm smile that tugged at his lips.

Well. Mission accomplished, he supposed.

"Go fuck yourself, Redfield." He grumbled and turned on his heel to stomp off toward the collection of ammo they’d squirreled away to take inventory, though the gentle look he subtly cast back at Chris said more than words ever could.

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leon kennedy icons // resident evil 4