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i like ford because he is strange and off putting

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Some extra content of the birthday post

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Two nickels

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WE ARE LOVE PATROL ALPHA!!!!!

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30 year old brothers with matching pjs

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ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF DOMINO.

It is I, TAYLOR SWIFT! And once again, I am about to change your lives. With the next generation of increasingly meta love and break-up songs, your Taylor reality will become even MORE Taylor. You're welcome, Domino... you're welcome, WORLD!

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“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

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if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

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Bridgerton season 3

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Colin being all protective and “I will fix it for you” then coming back like “well I’ve actually made it so much worse” in true bridgerton fashion. I know it’s a serious situation but, absolutely hilarious

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#"is it not?" mind you he almost married her sister

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I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage.

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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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I got actual work done this weekend but more importantly I drew PAM WHO DEATH FORGOT

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fizz is SUCH a flirt omg

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Fuck....

FUCK!

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LUCY 'expressive queen' MACLEAN