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An Unfortunate Exercise in Pretentiousness
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nothingman · 7 days ago
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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
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nothingman · 2 months ago
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I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it's like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to
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nothingman · 3 months ago
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nothingman · 3 months ago
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Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur
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nothingman · 3 months ago
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Republican's love their guns more than they love Americans
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nothingman · 3 months ago
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“Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet can stop right there, but of course it never does. Do you have a low-cost plan for, uh, creating a gigantic active dynamo at Mars’s dead core? No? Well. It’s fine. I’m sure you have some other workable, sustainable plan for shielding live Mars inhabitants from deadly solar and cosmic radiation, forever. No? Huh. Well then let’s discuss something else equally realistic, like your plan to build a condo complex in Middle Earth.”
— Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars
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nothingman · 4 months ago
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Dennis Goris
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nothingman · 4 months ago
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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It is very funny seeing Trump supporters lose their shit over being called ‘Weird’.
It absolutely attacks them at their core.
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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The Shopping Center Disconnect
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“
WRONG QUESTION!
WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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Superman/Clark Kent & Lois Lane by Matt Wagner. (From Superman: Red and Blue #6)
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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Wonder Girl and Young Justice by Evan "Doc" Shaner"
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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Lalo Alcaraz: Wall helper
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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nothingman · 5 months ago
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Jen Sorensen: Ad-vance-ing an extreme agenda
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