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i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

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Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

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self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

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what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

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I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

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gimme a girl who can spend all day being my best friend and laughing with me and spend all night fuckin me that’s all I ask for lOrd

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i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

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I’m not really hard to please, I like neck kisses and pizza.

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date a girl who doesnt reply to ur texts bc she doesnt have the energy to be a person

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fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

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everyone’s really worried about how the Tardis is as the whole squad seem to misplace her every ep but she’s probably bloody living the dream like “yes huns all the kids are out, gonna blast ma tunes, do the hoovering, maybe get a mani pedi, check tardis tinder…”

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how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

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me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

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brooklyn nine nine rewatch → USPIS (2x08)