notevenagoodgirl

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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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Choose your fighter

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Some amazing things are happening in twitter right now

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Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

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it's getting colder… keep him warm….

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands

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jean: you were supposed to be my forever partner :(

neil: supposed to be? bitch I am

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NEW ANDRIEL COMIC PAGE! ✨

I just read a incredible fanfic this days that makes me feel so cozy and warm omg I almost wished to die (jk haha) hope u enjoy

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i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

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"no one recruits from millport. no one knows where it is."

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you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma