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Ask A Texan: The Wild West Days Of Gunsmoke And Cherry Bombs
Illuminating Southern Advice For Folks That Seek The Meaning Of Life As We Live It In The Great State Of Texas… The Texan A few days back, I received a letter from a Mr. Haggan of Gunsmoke, Montana. It seems her husband, Festus, and his pals have gone plum Prairie Dog crazy since a family from Minnesota moved into town. Mrs. Hagan: Mr. Texan, I saw your column in the back of The Farmers…
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Ask A Texan: A Life Without Fireworks? Not In My Lifetime
Unfiltered and Unfettered Advice From A Texan For Folks That For Some Reason Just Can’t Seem To Make It Here. Bless Their Hearts. The Texan The Texan: Recently, I’ve received numerous inquiries regarding my infatuation with Pyrotechnics, Fireworks, and things that explode. I won’t beat around the Prickly Cactus; the letters are talking about my love for that classic American invention: Cherry…
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Ask A Texan: The Magic Of The Yeti Cup
Illuminating Advice For Folks That Seek It The Texan Another old friend of mine, Bwana of San Saba, wrote me with a question. Like our other mutual friend, Mooch, Bwana refuses to talk on the phone because he won’t wear his high-dollar hearing aids. He’s also forgotten the art of texting and avoids computers. At this point in our lives, I attribute all unusual behavior to old age. He writes…
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Ask A Texan: The Magic Of The Yeti Cup
Illuminating Advice For Folks That Seek It The Texan Another old friend of mine, Bwana of San Saba, wrote me with a question. Like our other mutual friend, Mooch, Bwana refuses to talk on the phone because he won’t wear his high-dollar hearing aids. He’s also forgotten the art of texting and avoids computers. At this point in our lives, I attribute all unusual behavior to old age. He writes…
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Ask A Texan: The Magic Of The Yeti Cup
Illuminating Advice For Folks That Seek It The Texan Another old friend of mine, Bwana of San Saba, wrote me with a question. Like our other mutual friend, Mooch, Bwana refuses to talk on the phone because he won’t wear his high-dollar hearing aids. He’s also forgotten the art of texting and avoids computers. At this point in our lives, I attribute all unusual behavior to old age. He writes…
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The Endearing Connection: Ozzy and Ozzie. Pass Me That Burning Guitar...
When old Rockers check out, they do it in style. Ozzy Osborne did one last concert the week before his ride up to meet Saint Peter. TV preacher, Joel ( Money Bags) Olsteen, said that Ozzy, upon being stopped at the gate by an Archangel, told God that the whole black satanic Satan thing was just an act, and he never liked the taste of Bats. I haven’t heard anything yet about whether that worked.…
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Ask A Texan. Cloning For Dollars
Positive Advice For Folks That Don’t Live In Texas, But Wish They Did. My old pal, Mooch, whom I don’t see much of anymore because he became a vegan, and now we can’t meet at Whataburger for lunch. We always ordered a Number 1, no onions, extra pickles, large fries, and a Dr Pepper. I sure miss those days of culinary camaraderie. A week ago, instead of calling me, he wrote a friendly little…
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Ode To The Mesquite Switch
Memories of your childhood can invade your life at the oddest of times. While shopping at H-E-B a short while back, I witnessed a young mom dragging a screaming toddler down the aisle by his arm while the rest of his little body slid along the floor, she used her other arm to push the cart, which also held another small child. She was nonchalant about the whole scene; obviously, this was a common…
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Ask A Texan: Raising A Heathen Child
Somewhat Good Information For Those Unfortunate Folks That Live Up North The Texan A Mrs. Lee, of Rebel Yell, Virginia wrote that her son has been hanging around a bunch of contractors and has picked up their bad habits. Mrs. Lee: Mr. Texan, there’s a convenience store being built on our block, and my six-year-old son, Robert, and his little pals have been hanging around the jobsite watching…
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Prophecy Or A Coincidence? Is That A Molotov Cocktail In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Is the world living out Biblical Prophecy, or is God testing us to see how far mankind will go to reach the end? Why would he not? He’s done it before with many empires: Roman, Greek, Mayan, Inca, and Persian. All the answers to the questions and scenarios were written thousands of years ago. Still, the main lesson woven throughout the Bible is that the land of Israel and the Jewish people are…
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Summer Adventures of a 1950s Boyhood
It was the summer of my seventh year, 1957. It was too hot to play pick-up baseball games unless my buddies and I got to the Forest Park Ball Diamonds before 8 am, and the city pool was closed because of the Polio scare; my mother kept a picture of an iron lung taped to the icebox to remind me what would happen if I disobeyed her orders. Boredom set upon us, we had too much free time on our…
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