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Jeongin: if you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Bangchan: Forty exclamation points in a row and it's pronounced like a person screaming.

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Sunghoon: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.

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Leeknow: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Bangchan: you can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Jeongin.

Changbin: what? Not everyone likes Jeongin.

Bangchan: who doesn’t?

Changbin: well--

Bangchan: names, now. Give me their names.

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Jake: truth or dare?

Sunghoon: truth

Jake: I dare you to kiss me

Sunghoon, leaning in for a kiss: you better believe I'm not about to lose

Jay: ...

Jay: what the hell, he didn't even choose dare ?????

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Jeongin: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Hyunjin: what the hell, Jeongin? Have you ever been cheated on?

Jeongin: I forgot some people are in relationships

Jeongin: to clarify, I love to violate the rules of integrity at any game in which I participate

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Jay: so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress...

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Jake, helping the members with their chemistry homework: now, how do you know it's an acid?

Jungwon: it releases "H+"

Jay: it says "acid" in the name

Niki: you lick it

Sunoo: you tell someone to lick it for you

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Hyunjin: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no

Seungmin: and then god said "omae wa mou shindeiru" and then moses answered "nani?"

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Jay: stressed

Niki: depressed

Jake: possessed

Sunoo: impressed

Jungwon: obsessed

Heeseung: blessed

Sunghoon: chicken breast

Everyone: ...

Everyone: what

Sunghoon: I just wanted to join in

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Bangchan: give me one good reason why you had to stab him

Seungmin: because of what he said

Bangchan: what did he say?

Seungmin: "what are you going to do, stab me?"

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Jungwon: jay, what do idk, ly, and ttyl mean?

Jay: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Jungwon: oh ok... I love you too, I’ll just ask jake I guess... bye

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Felix: hey, it's kinda dark in here

Jisung: don't worry, I got this!

Jisung: [stomps foot to make sketchers light up]

Felix: whoah !!!!!

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Bangchan: violence is not the answer.

Lee know: you’re right.

Bangchan: *sighs in relief*

Lee know: violence is the question.

Bangchan: what?

Lee know, bolting away: and the answer is yes.

Bangchan, running after him: NO-

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Jeongin: what's up, sluts! Guess who got out of prison again?

Lee know: Sluts?

Changbin: Prison?

Bangchan: Again?!

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Niki: when I get murdered, make sure it's unsolved

Jay: what?

Niki: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jay: let's go back to the "when I get murdered" part

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jeongin: [waking up in the hospital] where am I?

seungmin: heaven

jeongin: oh

jeongin:

jeongin: didn’t think I’d see you here