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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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Don't know how it could happen (and don't care) just a thought about that euclydians can see Ford's shadow and Bill can see Ford

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"when I was younger" bro everything you've ever done happened when you were younger dipshit

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in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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"You just have to look closely."

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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

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