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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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fan service is not so bad when the fan they are serving is me

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A bit of sightseeing for Starlight ❄🤍💙

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missionary but you keep apologizing for being loud so he tells you to “stop fucking apologizing” and tilts your head so your mouth is lined up with his ear and just fucks you harder

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More Hythodaeus and Emet-Selch for y’all

Old art~

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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

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🍊🧡.

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i love him and his tacos shirt so much

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kageyama property 😵‍💫

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even more extremely goofy post-chapter drawings

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okay i know i've already talked about it before but in light of gunk reaching out the "i support hydaelyn's decision to sunder the world into 14 reflections, but not THIS boss form. what the hell". something that i think we need to accept and love about Momther is that her taste is kinda bad. like this is a wise and happy and loving middle aged woman with a collection of kitschy novelty mugs. she invented the Sparkly Dog With Long Silky Golden Hair That You Have To Lovingly Braid Out Of Its Unsettling Blue Eyes. and she loved this weird ass awful Thang so much. so so much. she left it to you in Her will even. you have to take it to the intersideral dog groomer salon on a weekly basis. like she loves cute and frilly things she would LOVE to put her cat in a poofy frilly white dress absolutely covered in ribbons. like this is very much what she did to minfilia when She called her to become the word of the mother. argos makeover kinda deal. she's matching with the dog for the family picture you'll send your relatives as a christmas card. i mean just look at what ryne looks like. the only scion she ever directly (and consensually) possessed is a cute blonde-adjacent lalafell girl with blue eyes who's wearing a cat-ears hoodie. like Her taste kinda sucks. she never forced anyone to go with it though like i get the idea She would genuinely be enchanted if you loved cute lolita dresses as much as She does but would never force you to wear it if you didn't want to. but She kinda has lame and sorta bad taste. it's endearing even. my mom who loves pretty things and absurdly pink ribbons

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Furudate new illustration

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guy from a generic fantasy world that finds themself isekaid into another, equally generic fantasy world

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all the other horny characters in bg3 are like mm you're sexy i wanna taste you i'm into you and your body and doing sex things with you

except the nerdass wizard who for his own cute little freak reasons is like hhh your sweat smells good is anyone else turned on by all this violence do you wanna have sex but like while astral projecting MY ILLUSORY DOUBLE WILL TAKE CUCK NOTES ON THE ORGY I'LL READ LATER

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"You can't force an adventure. It'll happen when it happens, and you'll know when the time is right."

I hope Estinien is enjoying his travels! 🐉

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btw ur allowed to take ur selfship as seriously or as unseriously as u like. as long as it’s good for u and it makes u happy, u can do whatever u want. it’s not “too much” <3