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does anyone else get that extremely giddy feeling whenever they see media with their f/o(s) ? Like it can be anything and I’ll be giggling and smiling and laughing and blushing and it’s like — GET IT TOGETHER ME !!! LOCK IN !!!!

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f/o who wants to be as close to you as much as possible!! who tugs you closer as a signal and nuzzles against your neck, tightening their grip around you from time to time with their hands loving to go over your skin if you’ll allow them. they break the silence eventually with a tone so affectionate it’s almost embarrassing for them, but they’re not ever ashamed of their love for you and would gladly express how much they do anytime…

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imagine resting your head on your f/o's titties after a hard day...

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oh to lay on someone’s chest as they read to you

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"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!

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imagine your f/o (who wakes up early), pestering you to wake up. enticing you with kisses, practically begging you at points.

"c'mon sweetheart, time to wake up."

"nooo, im not getting up before eleven,,,"

are they content to let you sleep? do they continue to pester you? do they concede and go back to sleep along side you? or do you eventually give in to the torture and wake up?

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Scruffy old men who have sideburns and an Australian accent 😍

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Imagine nuzzling your f/o's neck.

proship/comship/neutral DNI

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Unemployed selfshippers...

That can't work due to illnesses, anxiety, or that simply can't find a job -

You're SO valid. 💕

Your f/o would never judge you, btw.

You are NOT lazy and they're not ashamed of you.

They understand your struggle and would never make you feel bad about it.

Remember that. 💕

Pr0ships DNI please.

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POV: Sniper builds up the courage to talk to you

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How it feels trying to come up with a name for your selfship:

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Self shipping; generated via blinkies.cafe

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reblog to have your f/o pat you on the head ♡

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Casual little reminder about your self inserts

Be as OP as you fucking want.

Make yourself a god

give yourself superpowers

give yourself a tail and horns or wings or anything you want!

Let your s/i change the entire plot to be how you like.

Make your s/i a shapeshifter or a vampire or an elf.

Even if it doesn't fit in Canon. I don't care. Your s/i is completely indulgent to you. What matters is that you enjoy yourself.

I make the rules. Im not sorry about it. That's how it is.

Your f/o loves you so so much. Doesn't care if you're human or an alien or whatever. They love you for you.

Coming from someone who literally made a goddess s/i at one point. Just have fun with it