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You can't bully me, that's my knights job. I mean, my knights job is to bu- I mean. Knight, take them away. The princess demands alone time with her knight.
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WAIT GENUINE QUESTION FOR ARTISTS, DO YOU GUYS NOT USE THE SAME CANVAS FOR MULTIPLE DRAWINGS???? YOU JUST MAKE A NEW ONE EVERYTIME??
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Future Boy - Chapter 4
Fandom: Back to the Future Words:
On November 12th, 1955, a bolt of lightning sent Marty McFly back to the future--and left Doc with a lengthy wait to be reunited with his friend in the natural course of time. But when the third McFly child turns out to be a baby girl, Doc finds himself questioning whether Marty actually resolved the paradox that would have prevented his own existence--and what it means for not only the timeline's continued stability, but for their friendship.
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I know a lot of you have been waiting for this one :)
Continued thanks to @scribefindegil for her beta-reading services, which include convincing me that the chapter is fine, actually, and I should post it.
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Other day I was upset about an eczema breakout and I was like "God I look like a Bloodborne boss and not even like one of the cool ones, more like one of the lame ones at the start that you learn to use your weapons on" and my partner patted me comfortingly on the back and said softly "That's not really a thing in Bloodborne"
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'
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ohhhhhhhhh no
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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises
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guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm
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my wife has shingled her gingerbread house with peanut butter and cheezits
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So far my favorite thing about the X-Files is that they stablish pretty early on that Mulder will break into, trespass or infiltrate government-adjacent and military facilities, he will get caught doing it, and then Scully will have to go and get him like "yes, he did something illegal, but he's just a silly little guy" as if Mulder's her annoying-but-harmless dog who got into someone's trash and not a grown ass man trying to expose government secrets.
And at first, both the viewer and said government agents who caught Mulder sneaking around will be under the impression that Scully is the reasonable, levelheaded rule-follower in this dynamic, but the show is quick to point out that if someone does refuse to hand Mulder back she is more than willing to highjack a car and hold another officer at gunpoint in a hostage situation, she would just prefer to ask politely and avoid the hassle.
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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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