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girl unhinge ur jaw

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do you have a weird zany feminist cousin that shaved her head or is it you

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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you can only reblog this today

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On This Day In History

March 28th, 1584: Ivan the Terrible, first Tsar of all of Russia, dies of a stroke.

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some of my favourite quotes from "harry potter becomes a communist", or "harry potter and the communist manifesto" (as i like to call it)

also known as the most accurate satire of Obnoxious Internet Leftist Men i've ever seen

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embarrassment has good bones

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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

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I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

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Learning a new language really does make you aware of how many fucking words there are. Waaaaaay too many things in this world that need their own special little word. Grow up.