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BY A WHAT

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Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

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when you make a joke and everyone laughs

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happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

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Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

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mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

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Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

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This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

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if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass 

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

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Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

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Besides, he’d end up being a hero anyway.

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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I laughed at this too much