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when u send ur best friend terrible things from the internet
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Patroclus: *trips over the curb*
Achilles: *fucking annihilates the entire city*
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when ppl try to start shit on your blog
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empire strikes back is so fake because luke is from space nevada & he was hanging out on hoth like no problem. he would have spent the whole time complaining about the cold!!!!! it would be so annoying han would have let him die
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fun times during Melkor’s 3 age imprisonment in the Halls of Mandos
i think namo would suffocate himself with his mask if he could
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mandos, outside the timeless void, banging pots and pans together since the war of wrath: I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
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Headcanon: Melkor made Geese in mockery of Swans
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Ulmo: “Well in comparison to the orcs these don’t seem so ba- OH MY ERU IT HAS TEETH ON ITS TONGUE IT HAS TEETH ON ITS TONGUE!”
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Melkor: i have made orc kind
Valar: you fucked up a perfectly good Elf is what you did. look at it. it’s eating the others.
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I was thinking about everyone’s reactions to the sun’s first appearance and felt the need to draw Morgoth being pissed off
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silmarillion au
mandos: as a mercy that must be given, you may choose your doom. imprisonment for an age, or the bees.
melkor: the bees?
mandos, pounding the gravel: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES
yavanna, flinging an angry hive towards melkor's face: THE BEES
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The Silmarillion gave me a new perspective.
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when i signed up for htgawm i thought it was going to be about Mother Annalise teaching her flock of gooslings how to get their clients off of murder not the adventures of Grim Reaper and the murder children
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