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[Caption: A gifset of Sephiroth. Two images of a younger version of him and an older version of him with a line he gives in Final Fantasy VII “I’ve always felt since I was small that I was different from the others. Special, in some way. But not like this.” End caption]

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Claire Foy as Anne Boleyn when she was clasping her hands like the women in the tapestry in Wolf hall, as requested by anonymous

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Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

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😌🤲

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6 Years Ago

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Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier + That Kick

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Marvel’s Disney+ Original Shows: a summary

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“Now they’ll never forget what you did for this country”

Man this Scene , This Fucking Scene !!!

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You know what they did to me for being a hero? They put my ass in jail for 30 years.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)  Episode 5: “Truth”  

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For those few, who craving more mithanberg stuff here is Karl proposal offer,  Winterses cannot refuse 😉 (sorry again for bad quality photos, I don`t quite know how proper edit them). Anyway enjoy 🤗

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Very very tired but just Heisenwinters soulmate AU where when your soulmate is injured a mark/scar appears on your body.

There are barely any marks before the Baker house and then suddenly Heisenberg is getting so many so quickly and is just internally  screaming ‘WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE’ eventually he comes to the conclusion that  ‘…well either my soulmates the luckiest son of bitch on the planet to still be alive…or immortal’

Ethan escapes and Heisenberg sees the scar/mark on his own body that matches where he impaled him is like ‘…well…fuck’ 

When they run into each other again the first thing Heisenberg does is just yell either ‘HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?’ or ‘WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HAND WINTERS? WHY THE HAND?’

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Continuation/additional thoughts on previous AU (Link here) So happy so many people liked it!

So,Ethan and Mia just get used to the strange goth kids who end up near their house and they just think well it’s a small village right must not be stuff to do guess teens just hang out in the woods? Maybe?

Though they do go parent mode because these kids clearly don’t like the cold and bundle them up in woolly jumpers and scarfs…which leads to Alcina just staring at swarms of bugs…and woolly jumpers…because the girls really like them.

Mia also brings out embarrassing pictures of Ethan’s own punk phase to show the girls…that picture then goes missing.

Heisenberg *ranting about something*

One of the girls holding up picture of younger punk Ethan

Heisenberg:…I…wait what were we talking about again?

When game events start Ethan wonders into the castle, instead of getting attacked he gets surrounded by the girls and pushed into a safe room to hide. They’re basically sneaking him around the castle…and keep talking about their uncle? He’s not sure why? He’s really confused when he just gets shoved into the factory but he girls as they’re like ‘YOU LOST THIS UNCLE HEISENBERG’ …both men are super confused.

Also just the girls listening in to the meeting at the beginning via radio or something, all getting super exited when Mother Miranda tells Heisenberg he can Ethan, then when they hear the whole death chase just being like ‘Wow….uncle Heisenberg is really bad at flirting isn’t he?’

Also lastly just this

Chris*calling Ethan*: Just be on the look out for anything strange Ethan.

Ethan *On phone handing mug of tea to one of the girls whose playing with Rose* What do you mean strange Chris? I mean we’re int he middle of no where right there’s nothing even remotely dangerous anywhere near us right?

Chris:….

Chris:…ummmm yeah

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Very very dumb not serious Re8 AU/fic prompt idea.

Because Ethan and Mia live close to the village just them accidentally running into some of the characters before the plot.

Mother Miranda sending people to watch before she replaces Mia. Like Daniela, Bela or Cassandra being sent to watch but then weather turning bad and as their freaking out Ethan noticing them before they can go all bug mode and him just think lost weird teenage goth kid from nearby just calls them in gives them hot chocolate and tells them to call their parent.

Just the mental image of one of them sitting there sipping tea or something like ‘…ok this one can live’

Bonus: When the game starts the girls are like ‘well we like him…how can we get him to not die…he’s not mom’s type…WAIT’

Just them trying to matchmake Heisenberg and Ethan much to everyone’s confusion.

Extra bonus: Them saving Mia and trying to set her up with their mom.

Sorry this is very very dumb…I need sleep.

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The reason why Wilbur said "maybe it's for the best some people don't know I'm back" was that he was aware that Niki "That Sounds Like Someone Who Makes A Lot Of Empty Promises" Nihachu Would and Could punt him into the sun as soon as she saw his slutty little ass with his three gray hair pixels on the street. It's on sight. This woman dissed him to Hell and Back in front of his formerly bereaved Father, she's gonna put him back in the groud. He was salty he didn't get a grave, well she'll give him a cake that has "Cunt" written on it and as he stares at it in disbelief she'll just clock him in the face.

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And he never corrected him

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sitting alone in vip 💔