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HE WENT THERE. TWO HEARTS IN ONE HOME.

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Harry: There’s no water inside this swimming pool

Me:

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He did it!he played the 2nd and the 8th song from the album. 28. What does that mean we don't know but at this point it surely means something.

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i want so many different kinds of dogs like i love dachshunds (that was my first dog) i fell in love with this pitbull dalmatian mix at the animal shelter and now theres this boxer husky puppy i want like I JUST WANT ALL OF THE DOGS 

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Harry’s nose scrunch

Louis: I don’t know [how many tattoos I’ve got] but a lot of mine are pretty stupid, anyway. (Sure Lewis, your boyfriend doesn’t agree.)

Harry? You OK? (Video)

It has started very early, so buckle up my friends.

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Nick: How's Louis' baby??..........Harry: JHO has done amazingly in the charts thankyou for asking. Steve keeps calling it their baby which annoys me a lot, but whatever....Next question

ASDJFKHWEL;SD;

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WHAT IF HARRY ENDS BABYGATE IN THE INTERVIEW

nick: so how’s louis with being a dad and all?

harry: when the fuck was louis a dad

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I think in toilets is the weirdest one. It’s happened a couple of times… When someone tries to shake your hand right after having a wee, ‘I might wash my hands first

Harry on where not to ask him for a selfie (via thedailystyles)

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Ed Sheeran is my man 👍🏻😂

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I read that in their voices in my head.

Louis: Now I’m only gonna say this one time, pal.  No one takes my baby on helicopter rides, but me. I know you think you’re a hot shot and all cos you “were the president” but taking my man out isn’t part of that FOOKIN JOB  

Obama: Louis, son, we do this every week. You can’t keep calling me about Harry. There has to be a line. 

Louis: DOES IT SOUND LIKE IM JOKIN, PAL?!

Obama:

Harry: 

Louis: Great! Glad we have an understanding :)

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Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait

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I'm Louis, "JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS IN THE UK AND NOT IN LA WITH MY FREDDIE SON EVEN THOUGH I WAS ON HOLIDAY RECENTLY AND BEFORE THAT HADN'T BEEN SEEN WITH HIM IN MONTHS I AM IN FACT IN THE UK NOT WITH MY FREDDIE SON IN LA" Tomlinson.

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date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

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That's how the fans should behave around the boys :)

March 14: @PukingHoran’s experience on meeting Harry in NYC.