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gotta love when i’m feeling fucking great and nice and bubbly and friendly and then it rapidly switches to unbelievable anger and irritability but i still think i’m a fucking god and no one deserves me because i’m too swag for them

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please do this on all rental sites, i’m trying to find an apartment and shit’s EXPENSIVE

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I'm like. cute. I think I might be cute. I think you might be cute too. let's try being less mean to ourselves. I think we all might be really pretty

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i got rickrolling i love this

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

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I need to hang out with people and dress all goth to show how cool I am in public

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could be an opportunity for me to discuss how my city has done that, and changed to led bulbs at the same time to save energy, but i’m not going to.

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

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another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

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gotta keep ‘em up to date 💗

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this except i do still identify as vaguely feminine, but long hair still doesn’t feel like an expression of femininity…

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

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Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man’s desire towards women…… but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

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is there anyone following me that isn’t a bot? just curious.

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I love being insane and mentally unkempt. I love being sporadic and frightening

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ADHD tip: if u need to remember something, inconvenience urself with it.

works best with physical objects obviously but just. oh i keep forgetting my lunch box before work? now after prepping it i set it in front of the door so i cant leave without moving it. dont wanna forget to take my pills? well in about to eat dinner so im gonna set the pillbox down right where my plates gonna go. gotta deal with x before bed? well, ill set it on my bed so i cant sleep without moving it. make it so that u cannot proceed with another task without interacting with the forgetfullness object.

u can also sub in an object that maybe isnt the task itself but is a related reminder object (detergent for laundry, trash bag to replace bag when u throw out the damn trash, etc)

and not in the VICINITY of another task, like. the reminder object is On Top Of my game controller and i cant play video games without being reminded "oh i had TASKS".